What about either of the Kress Twins? (Or both, if you want!)
rubs hands together like a scheming fly. thank you anon... i will answer for both because i love them both
favourite thing about them (otto): i love his animations. you can see the weight and motion of his movements so well! he's also very extra with how he moves (despite being a physically disabled 61 year old man), like when he spins around in a circle to attack with the buzzsaw or does a run up. otto please drop your workout routine... how are you capable of lifting grown adults off the floor with one arm...
favourite thing about them (arora): i think she has the best lines. otto's are obviously great but arora gets a leg up on him because her lines are more multifaceted imo. she can be very very sad but also very very funny. talking about how she's born into the equestrian class and calling coyle a man joined to another man. comedic genius
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least favourite thing about them (otto): in lots of promo and in game content, he overshadows arora quite a bit. arora gets a few things in the new prime time catalog but otto's the one who gets the weapon animations and arora's relegated to... one icon and one icon outline. twins trials are more centered around his interests and though the silence the idol intro is amazing, arora doesn't get anything to do other than alert otto of the escaping guy. sometimes it feels like he hogs all the spotlight and arora is more of an afterthought.
least favourite thing about them (arora): her chemicals are way too weak. franco's got ranged projectiles but they do more than arora's. i think she needs a tiny buff in the gameplay department. there's a reason why the twins got the least amount of kills in this year's prime time and with all love and respect for arora as a character... she's just not pulling her weight in terms of gameplay.
favourite line (otto): "did that man say something about... sexy bitches?" (coyle prime time voiceline). i love it when characters acknowledge one another's voicelines and otto sounds so genuinely confused here it's so funny.
favourite line (arora): "careful! he's more delicate than he looks!" (when projectiles are thrown at them). reminds me of a scolding parent telling off their kid for playing too roughly with a pet. sorry arora i won't hit otto with bricks again you have made your point...
broTP (otto): honestly, despite his desire for political influence, i can't see him maintaining a friendship with anyone.
broTP (arora): i liked her (tragically betrayed) friendship with kusamura. just two weirdos who love chemical torture and committing heinous acts. but honestly, after that, she's probably not going to be making more friends anytime soon.
OTP (i'll include both of them here): frankress... three freaks who kind of hate one another but also see themselves in one another, much to everyone's dismay. i am waiting with bated breath for franco's voicelines about the twins & we already know that arora's interested (otto a little less so, but i think he could be convinced). but make no mistake i do not think this would be healthy or normal in any way lol. but thats why i like it so...
nOTP (i'll include both of them as well): them with liliya. free that woman. she does not and will not need to put up with them longer than absolutely necessary. also we as a society need to stop romanticising their relationship with erik okay he was NOT on board with any of what they were doing to him.
random headcanon (otto): he sleeps with his glasses on. and forgets to clean his glasses until arora points out that he definitely cannot see well enough at the moment. he can be forgetful in that department.
random headcanon (arora): doesn't feel the cold very much and never has. she likes cold showers/baths but otto likes warm ones, so they have to alternate between them.
unpopular opinion (both of them bc this applies to both): STOP CALLING THEM STRAIGHT neither of them are heterosexual!!! otto specifically gets a lot of hetero allegations but they are FALSE
song i associate with them (both): two by the antlers. honestly a lot of songs on hospice could apply to the twins, but two is The Most like them.
favourite picture of them (both): any picture where they're looking in the same direction. here's one of my screenshots from prime time.
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how could you accuse me of such heresy! i thought you were better than this, rex...but you doubt my liciousness, just like everyone else...what must i do to make you believe that i am licious with the funky?
