#ask fishbones

Anonymous asked:

Hey fishbones how do you feel about the city guards? What's the best way to kill them?

the-stricken-veteran asked:

"You don't approve of her antics either, do you Fishbones?" He could not shake the fact he was attempting conversation with a rocket launcher.

Anonymous asked:

Who does jinx prefer? Male of Female?

kumungu-beast asked:

To Fishbones: "Why do you even stay with her? and whatwas your attraction to her in the first place?"

ask-singed-the-chemist asked:

"Fishbones, why do you constantly listen to this bratty child?"

Anonymous asked:

does fishbones have identity issues about being a shark that shoots rockets?

Anonymous asked:

what if you were a gun that shoT OTHER GUNS!?

enforcedviolence asked:

"Fishbones! How bad does Jinx /really/ smell?"

eatmyfists asked:

Fishbones, how IN LOOOOOOOVE with me is Jinx? (The answer is obviously *so in love*.) Follow-up question, how many times do you think I'm gonna punch her in the head when I see her next?

"I am not sure. Sometimes I presume that she is aware, and that I am merely a deep, hidden desire of hers, albeit weak, longing after a calm, suburban, domestic life."

"I think that, someday, Jinx will be able to clean up her act. If her past doesn't catch up with her and put her in jail, perhaps she will find someone that will accept her for who she is and will want to have children with her.

"A good parent, however... This, I am not entirely sure about. That would have to be many, many years in the future, I'm afraid. She has a lot of progress to make."

"Awww, thanks, Fishbones! I'll let my babies chew on ya!"

Jinx lifts up the cannon and wiggles him around. "He asked you a question, bozo! Aren'tcha gonna answer him?"

She begins to move the cannon's "mouth" like a puppet. "Well, uh, I wouldn't say hostage, but--"

"Excuse you!?"