#ask ficmuse stuff

2. Betty heads the Prom planning committee, because of course she does. And Toni joins, because she needs an extracurricular for her college applications. Three weeks later, they’re the only two people to sign up. So they have to choose the theme together. What do they go with?

Betty has put a lot of time and energy into two themes: Great Gatsby or Some Enchanted Evening, both painstakingly curated on Pinterest. Toni hates both of them. After nearly coming to blows, they narrow the inspiration down to Broadway musicals and begrudgingly compromise on Music of the Night, with a masquerade theme. The entire senior class hates it and they are ROASTED on social media. Kevin shows up dressed as the Phantom of the Opera on Prom night and is disappointed when only three people get the reference.

3. Veronica makes a Spotify playlist for Archie on their six month anniversary. What three songs are must-haves for her?

Side to Side by Ariana Grande and Archiekins KNOWS WHY

My Heart will Go On by Celine Dion because Archie has watched her favorite movie with her three times because he’s complete boyfriend goals

Love So Soft by Kelly Clarkson because it is sweet and sexy, just like they are together

4. Which character were you drawn to first when you watched your first episode of Riverdale? And why?

Veronica, because I was intrigued by her mysterious arrival in town.

5. Name two platonic pairings - friendships, frenemies, enemies, characters who’ve never interacted but you want to see how they’d play off each other - that you think deserve more screen time.

I’d love to see Jughead and Kevin interact more, since they are both so close to Betty. I’d also like to see more Reggie and Cheryl interaction.

6. If it wasn’t spoiled for you before you watched Riverdale, who did you suspect killed Jason Blossom?

I honestly thought Cheryl snapped and killed her brother because he was ditching her for Polly. Nope, no twincest.

7. What is Jughead Jones’ senior yearbook quote?

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.- William S. Burroughs

8. Betty has something inscribed in Jughead’s wedding band before he slides it on his finger on their big day. What does it say?

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

9. If you could pick any song for the Pussycats to cover, what would it be?

“Killing Me Softly With His Song" - Roberta Flack 

10. Seriously, Archie has to choose between music and football. What’s it gonna be?

Football, because his music SUCKS.

11. The ultimate question: Did Betty and Jughead make it to the bedroom? Or was their first time on the couch? (And if it was… did they turn off the TV?)

They made it to the bedroom, because they needed to grab a condom.

Second set of questions, from @jandjsalmon

1. What is the one book Jughead always carries with him in his messenger bag?

Roget’s Thesaurus

2. If you were singing karaoke with the cast of Riverdale, which song would it be and who would you sing your duet with?

I would sing All Star by Smash Mouth with Lili Reinhart, for sure. I know she knows all the words, Shrek fangirl that she is.

3. What is your favorite article of clothing?

Black corduroy pants. I have six pairs of the same exact pants, because I just don’t care.

4. Where did you go on your best first date?

The diner in my hometown. My husband proposed there, in the same booth, a year later.

5. What is your favorite quote?

To thine own self be true. You can’t go wrong with Shakespeare.

6. Best Advice you ever got??

When someone shows you who they are, believe it the first time.

7. Where will Betty and Juggie go on their honeymoon?

Veronica’s gift to the newlyweds is an all expenses paid trip to a couples resort in Cancun. Jughead hates it.

8. Bughead just had their first child, what do imagine they name it?

After debating Dashiell, Chandler and Capote, they name their son Jack.

9. Top 5 favorite songs?

Currently according to my iTunes:

Adele- Rolling in the Deep

Gotye- Somebody that I Used to Know

Fitz and the Tantrums- HandClap

fun- We Are Young

Dean Lewis- Waves

10. Fuck, marry, kill: Archie, Reggie, or Moose?

Jandy, you fiend. Dude, FUCK. Um, man. Fuck Archie. Marry Reggie. Kill Moose. I feel like I need a shower.

11. 3 of your favorite writers on Tumblr?

There are SO many awesome writer people on Tumblr! It’s amazing here. But three that I’m going to love on today are @raptorlily (it’s her birthday!) and @bughead-fic-request (because I’m in a LTR with The Stacks) and @mistressofmalplaquet because she just updated Shirley Temple and I am SUPER STOKED.

My 11 questions for you...

1. What were the senior superlatives for the Riverdale parents?

2. Which one of these Riverdale kids is going to graduate, leave town and never come back? Who’s going to never leave town at all?

3. The core four hit a bar for Jughead’s twenty-first birthday. What’s the drink order?

4. What’s the most memorable meal you’ve ever had?

5. Cheryl hosts another round of Secrets and Sins. What dirt gets brought up this time around?

6. Pearl necklace, jeweled collar, spider brooch, or Pussycat ears?

7. Name your all time favorite Riverdale fanfic and tell me why you love it.

8. Riverdale summer jobs. Who is doing what to earn a little cash?

9. You have to spend five hundred bucks on indulgent luxuries within twenty-four hours. How do you blow your cash?

10. Archie has to give the toast at Betty and Jughead’s wedding. What does he talk about?

11. So what IS the history between Alice and FP anyway?