#ask elijah

Adam already has a valentine and he is occupied tomorrow, so no. He cannot. -Elijah V.

Final

First of all, it’s a robe not a cape, you heathen. I found it in the woods one day and had to fight a few opossums, with far too many limbs, for it. They had no need for it, simply being selfish, but clearly I won as I now own the fine piece of clothing. And if you really must know, it’s water resistant, when living in the forest that is a major perk. So I wear it because it is both fashionable and functional. Apologies as I cannot direct you on where to acquire your own, perhaps check with the local opossums, they are known for their interest in wizardry. -Elijah V.

While I do find the prospect of a romantic relationship with a man such as Adam rather amusing, my love and worship is primarily reserved for our dearest Muse. I suppose as long as he didn’t come between my beloved Muse and I, than I could consider a courtship with him as I do find him to be rather charming. I don’t mind his occasional efforts to irritate me, though I may enjoy his presence more if he didn’t look so much like that bastard Architect. -Elijah V.