#ask drarry

Harry:*whips his head to stare at Draco, eyebrows skyrocketing* …

Draco: *scrabblingaround as he shakes his head vigorously, cheeks maroon* Pansy is just a friend! *splutters slightly* You know this!

Harry,frowning: She used to drape herself all over you and you used to put your headin her lap. …You guys still do that.

Draco: *jabbinga finger at him* Youhug and kiss Granger all the time!

Harry:*splutters* She’s like my sister! I never dated her, even as a kid! You tookPansy to the Yule Ball! And why are you being so defensive? …Did…did–? *shakes head, blinking rapidly * I…genuinely neverthought to ask if you’d slept with a woman, what the fuck. Of course not. No.Haha. Right?

Draco: *almostbreathless and violently embarrassed* Oh as if Granger didn’t pull you off once just to see what it’s like! *determinedlynot looking at him* Not that something like that happened to me!

Harry:*gaping* No! No, she’d never– We’re– What the fuck does that m–?! *mouthdropping open; bellows* WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS PARKINSON, I NEED TO TALK TO HER RIGHT NOW!

Draco: *screechinghysterically* Pansyis like my sister too!

Harry:*still bellowing* BUT APPARENTLY THERE’S A LOT OF INBREEDING BETWEEN YOUPUREBLOODS! *stomps off toward Floo, brandishing wand*

Draco: *howlingand thundering after him* YOU’RE BEING A PSYCHO!

Harry:*yelling back* Then I have justification for killing someone!

Draco: *continuingto scream* Pansy pulled off half of Slytherin house! She says it was her legacy!

Harry:*grabs and snogs him for a long time* *growls breathlessly* We’ll put that on her tombstone. *kisses him again*

Draco: *gasping*It…wasn’t even very good, you know? *snogs him some more*

Harry:*muffled* They need to leave now so I can show you better.

@l0vegl0wsinthedark ask drarry is brilliant. On one of her recent answers she confirmed Draco’s favorite animal was jellyfish, so i had to draw him in a jellyfish shirt Harry got him for his birthday. 

I would like to believe Harry saw it in the girls section at some muggle store and was like “Thats the jellyfish draco’s obsessed with... i cant believe i know that....” 

Harry:*snorts* A simpler question might be what don’twe squabble about regularly. And the answer is…. *thinks; exchanges an amusedlook with Draco* Um. We both like the way you look?

Draco:  exasperatedly* And that’s relevant how?! *slaps his thigh lightly when he grins* Our squabbles canbe pretty boring, if you ask me. Just regular domestic stuff. Who left theirshoes out in the middle of the room - Harry. Who left their wet towel on thebed - Harry. Who burnt the eggs because he had his face buried in the Prophet - Harry.

Harry,rolling his eyes: *pointedly* They can also be more interesting. Who spent athousand Galleons on an entirely unnecessary cat house to keep in the yard whenthe cats don’t even go back there - Draco. Who spelled my brand new burgundyand gold robes silver and green for no reason - Draco. Who hexed a penis to a woman’s chin in Diagon Alley - Draco.

Draco:*flinging his hands up* Uhm?! She was trying to throw Amortentia at you?!

Harry:*huffs* So you put up a Protego! You don’t go around putting genitalia on people’s faces! *coughs; under his breath*Unless it’s yours, and I’m the people.

Draco: *abruptlybursting out into loud guffaws*

Draco: *drawling*What, like just one time? How in the world am I supposed to narrow it down to asingle time?

Harry: *bitingback on an amused smile* I think they just want details, love. *nudges him,eyeing the flush climbing up his throat; cheerfully* I bet they'd be okay witha few examples.

Draco: *mumblinggrumpily* Yes, I'm sure they would. *scratches his ear awkwardly* I mean, thetimes after he's been away for a few days are always something to look forwardto. Or the times after a particularly nasty fight. *pauses, mouth twitching* Don'teven ask about the times after we've had a fight and he's been away a few days.

Harry:*innocently* They'd probably love to hear about one of those times.

Draco: *shakeshis head firmly; abruptly blurts* This one time we fought about a case Harrywas working on and then he had to leave town for it and we didn't see or talkto each other for two weeks and when he came back we literally fucked over thethreshold - front door wide open. *suddenly turning to him* Did you use thedoor instead of the Floo so you could make a grand entrance of some sort?

Harry,mouth open in shock: No, I just missed you so much I didn't even think aboutfinding a Floo; I just Apparated while thinking of the way you looked in themorning light at our front door. *flushes at Draco's growing smile; clearsthroat* That was pretty hot. Neither of us even got our trousers all the waydown.

Draco: *underhis breath* If any of the neighbours caught a glimpse of my arse, it's your fault. *as Harry opens his mouth;; loudly* Andno it was not my fault we forgot to close the curtains that one time!

Harry:*murmurs* I doubt they saw much of you. I was the one covering you, my arse to the door. *leans in;lower* When I flipped you onto your hands and knees and put it to you because Icouldn't not, remember?

Draco: *pushinghim away and adjusting his collar, maroon in the face* For Merlin's sake, youstupid tit. *after a beat* And I remember all too well, thank you.

Harry,slipping and arm around his waist to drag him closer again: *thoughtfully* Idon't know, I feel like maybe you need a reminder of how hard you came.

Draco: *exasperatedlyshaking his head with his eyes closed* *suddenly grins* Fine, remind me.

Harry,sucking in a breath: *flicks his wand at the curtains and front to open themwide* *heatedly pulling Draco off the sofa toward the foyer* Just you watch me,Malfoy...

Draco: *witha choked laugh* Not what I meant, you exhibitionist!

Draco: *warmly*Harry is very particular about Friday night dates. On the off chance oneof us can’t do it Friday, we go out on Saturday or Sunday, but we definitely go.

Harry:*sheepish* I guard our time pretty carefully, and I got in the habit of justwanting to stay home all the time early in our relationship, because of thepress, until Draco pointed out that that’s not dating so much as hiding awayand fucking. *slants him grin, eyes twinkling* Which we didn’t have to hideaway to do, you pointed out, remember?

Draco: *blandly*I do remember, yes. I was rather used to going out Friday and Saturday nights,a habit I blame Pansy for. So it was unbearably boring for me the first fewmonths when Harry and I started dating to just be home all weekend every week.I didn’t realise he was using sex as a distraction technique for a very longtime. *scowls when Harry bursts out laughing* I threw one hell of a strop one eveningand well, since then he’s been…rather incredible, actually. He plans the mostbrilliant dates. *modestly* Not that I’m very far behind, myself. He just has the addedadvantage of knowing Muggle London better than I do.

Harry:*eyebrows high* I’m going to take issues with the “unbearably boring”part of that, later, but… *pleased* I’m glad you like the dates I plan.*squeezes Draco’s thigh; winks* Especially when you let me bring myInvisibility Cloak.

Harry: *blinks rapidly, a dark flush spreading down hischeeks; turns to Draco* *hoarsely* Draco...?

Draco: *gulping* What? Yes? No, of course he wouldn't! He isvery-- I'm very loyal.

Harry: *letting out a slow, shuddery breath* *nods stiltedly* He is. He is. No, I do not like the idea of going to Azkaban for murdering a stranger--I mean, watching another man kiss him. No. Hard no. No more than he would like it.

Draco: *gnawing on his lip; vaguely, under his breath* Whosaid there'd be kissing? *hurriedly, when Harry turns to him incredulously* Notthat there'd be anything! Of course not!

Harry: *eyes flaring; shifts, glancing down at his lap* *stares in disbelief; dubiously firm* ....I... I wouldn't want to watch that? Imean no, for sure. *shifts again, face conflicted and bothered* Is thatsomething you'd like?

Draco: *flaring up indignantly* Of course not! How dare you--this wasn't my-- what are you insinuating?!

Harry: *covers lap with hands* Good. *mostly relieved* ...Andyou wouldn't like watching it in reverse, either, right?

Draco: *bellowing* Never! I'll kill him!

Draco: *withouteven blinking* On all fours. *shrugging nonchalantly when Harry gapes at him*It’s the least work for me. *bursts out laughing*

Harry,mouth twitching: *thoughtfully* I love the visuals of that, don’t get me wrong,but I think… Hm. I think, for me, it’d be you riding my cock while I sit up.*bashfully affectionate* We’re really close that way, and I can kiss you a lot.

Draco: *partgrumpy, part exasperatedly fond* But then I’d be doing most of the work. *sniffs* You can kiss me afterwardsor before.

Harry:*smoothly* We can compromise; I’ll be on top, but with your legs wrapped aroundmy waist. Then I can kiss you and do all the work. And you know how much youlove coming all over my stomach.

Draco: *maroon-faced*Fine, okay, deal. Can we stop talking about come now?