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poly bittersweet
they make a lot of “I’m fucking your bf/gf/partner jokes” no I will not take criticism they absolutely do this
They have all three called each other "cuck" as a joke so many times when trash-talking during video games and while roughhousing that it's practically earned the status of a pet name in their dynamic.
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Seth is so Simon from Iron Lung send post
* says someone who hasn’t even seen the movie but knows enough to say this with their whole chest
Yes, I agree
Ulrick is definitely the kind to teach someone to swim by throwing them into a lake and shouting "Better figure it out, Pup!" before someone reminds him that just because werewolves instinctually doggy paddle doesn't mean everyone does. Then he throws a different wolf into the water to save them.
What's interesting in the werewolf vs vampire dichotomy is, to me, how they're framed in regards to their instincts. Newly turned werewolves are often framed as needing to learn how to trust their instincts, with Seth as an example where his relationship with his wolf side is a direct example/metaphor for a stubbornness to trust that his new instincts won't make the worst parts of himself empowered. In contrast, Auron talks about his first meal as a bloodbath with him as a feral hungry thing, and gaining meticulous control over those instincts is what leads to the power to be a Vampire Lord. I have a hard time thinking about Auron as a caretaker admittedly (outside of a romantic context), but in seeing his following as an extension of himself and his own pride I could see him having a more meticulous hands-on training regiment. It looks bad if his brood acts little better than a starved piranha, so he grooms them to grow into the kinds of vampires that can keep their wits about them in any situation and control their senses rather than being controlled by them.
Rook: Alright, I know this tone. Here comes Petty Auron™️
Auron: Nah bitch I’m not being petty.
Rook: You just said ‘nah bitch.’
Rook and Auron were at an event and spotted Mark in an off-the-rack suit representing an influencer who has been cancelled so many times for their Bad Takes that the crowd parts like the red sea around them, lest they be seen within photo distance of said influencer.
sugarboo: (notices alphonse is sitting kinda weirdly on the couch)
alphonse: (knows they notice and is avoiding eye contact)
sugarboo: you bratted too close to the sun, didn’t you?
seth: (heard from the other room/laughs)
"MY MAN!!!"
I bet Sugarboo has one of those heatable lumbar pillows and it's printed to look like a coca cola can. They bust that baby out for the post back-blown-out aches courtesy of the sweetest country boy around, and they are generous enough to share that with Alphonse.
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W!Seth eating at Doll’s place and they cooked venison steak and potatoes as a treat (yknow since wolves eat deer)
When the wolf was holed up in Doll's place that fateful night, they provided him with food, shelter, and safety. It would be moving WAY too fast to return the gesture with a gift of shelter and providing them safety just goes without saying, so food it is. On the next full moon, he hunts down an impressive stag, claiming the kill as his but not sinking his teeth further into it, as this is a present for the cute little human he's courting. He marks the night with a triumphant cry to the sky while the other wolves chuckle to themselves and remember what it was like to be young and in love.
Doll, for their part, is grateful. Especially for the part of this scenario where the meat is already portioned and wrapped in paper as opposed to waking up to a dead deer sprawled across their front porch. Apparently one of the pack members has a spouse that's a butcher, so the tells of this unorthodox method of deer hunting didn't raise any eyebrows. Doll stocks their freezer with the high-quality meat and begins combing through cookbooks to pick out a hearty recipe that they'll invite Seth to share with them, setting some aside to make something special for his wolfish side to chew on the next full moon.
It's a funny thing, isn't it? These two don't know how to receive anything from each other without giving something in return. In this way, they have no choice but to spend the rest of their lives like this, rolling each sweet moment into the next one in never-ending reciprocation.
Doll’s lunch break is almost over and no one can find them. Seth thought he saw them step outside a little bit ago so he goes to check if they’re out in the parking lot or something.
“I’m over here!”
He turns around and looks up to see them sitting on the roof eating the last few bites of a burger.
“I’m almost done, I’ll be down in a minute.”
"Why're ya being so dramatic?" Seth calls up, feeling some bruises form on his ego from this avoidant behavior. "No one's actually begging for your lunch, you damn weirdo!" He catches a wayward scent in the air and his eyes dilate slightly despite himself, "... Is that a McRib with bacon?" He stares up at the last bite in Doll's hands, frozen solid as he's transfixed in a nearly hypnotized state.
"I can see your puppy eyes from here! Now who's the weirdo?" Doll laughs and balls up the now empty wrapper, nailing Seth right in the forehead. Somehow he resists the urge to tear into the paper with his teeth for any lingering taste. Wolfy's disapproval rating goes up slightly, but at least Seth has his dignity. Doll blows a raspberry at him playfully and starts making their way down from the roof. Seth does his best at a nonchalant stroll to meet them on the ground, but the eagerness is so transparent that he may as well be wagging a tail and bounding over with a puppy's gait.
There's still a few more minutes before Doll's gotta clock back in. That's enough time to steal a couple kisses that taste even better than usual.
lol imagine being doll and having to eat your lunch either really fast or outside so none of your werewolf coworkers will come staring at you while you eat, like dogs begging at the dinner table
grown ass men, they’ve got their own food
Doll goes to the fridge to grab a string cheese for a healthy snack and there's this chanting of "CHEESE TAX! CHEESE TAX! CHEESE TAX!" from the work area
