#ask bkdk

Favourite cuddle positions?

(I’m having them answer this as if they’ve just gone public with their relationship but haven’t had time to be alone together since they made out in the empty classroom. Meaning they haven’t cuddled as a couple yet.)

“I don’t cuddle.”

“When we were kids, Kacchan liked to be the little spoon.”

“Shut the fuck up, no I didn’t.”

“You did! When we had sleepovers, you used to yank my arm around you.”

“Because your living room was fucking cold.”

“So you were awake!”

“N— . . . *growls in defeat*”

“Heh. My ass.”

“What? I’ve never kissed Kacchan’s ass.”

“WHA—! I MEANT LIKE IN A FIGHT”

“🤔 Does Kacchan want me to kiss his—“

“NO, dumbass, I meant like ‘kiss my ass,’ like ‘fuck you’”

“So you don’t want me to—“

“SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BLOW YOU TO FUCKING OUTER SPACE”

“👀”

(The actual answer is the place right behind the hinge of his jaw, under his ear, but I could not get Katsuki to admit that out loud)

(Giving this one the context of a truth or dare game again.)

Izuku and Katsuki, at the same time, after a brief moment of thought:

“Kacchan’s/his hands”

I’ll have you know, Izuku’s very first thought was “tiddies” hdhskdhs

This is a really great question, thank you, neurovascular-entrapta! There are a lot of things I don’t like about Kacchan; there are even some things I hate about him, but I don’t think he ever annoys me. Annoyance is different from anger or sadness, right? It’s about little things building up over time, and weird habits that get under your skin. I’m sure I have a lot of weird habits that annoy Kacchan haha . . .

You’ve gotta be shittin’ me.

What?

I’ve never annoyed you?

Well, I’m sure you have a few times. I mean, we’ve known each other our whole lives, so to say ‘never’ would be a pretty improbable assumption, but given the definition of ‘annoyance’ compared with—

*covers Izuku’s mouth with his hand* Yeah, can’t relate. You annoy the fuck outta me.

*muffled* Kacchan . . .

(I’m so sorry, kind anon, but Katsuki’s about to be mean to you 😅)

Are you fucking kidding me with this question? Me. Obviously. Have you seen the rat’s nest the nerd calls hair?

Kacchan, be nice.

Don’t ‘Kacchan, be nice’ me. Anon can shove this question up their—

You liked my hair yesterday 😏

Hah?

You said it was soft 😇

Yeah, when I was clipping it out of your goddamn bug eyes. Because I’m . . . ?

?

Say it, ‘Zuku.

A better hairstylist tha—

A BETTER HAIRSTYLIST THAN YOU, DAMN RIGHT

. . .

. . .

. . . I think Kacchan would look pretty with flowers in his hair.

(The context I’m giving this is that you asked them during a game of truth or dare after they’ve gotten together.)

—

“I never say sappy shit.”

“It was hard for me. It’s always been hard for me to avoid confessing out loud by accident. You see, I have this problem where when I’m deep in thought, especially analysis, I tend to mutter without realizing it. Usually, it’s unintelligible, but Kacchan in particular has gotten really good at deciphering it over the years, so I’ve had to be really careful, and usually I bite my own lip or hand to stop muttering, so I think that’s why I . . . 😳 Uh! I mean, uh! I don’t know haha 😅”

“That’s why you what?”

“Nothing! Whose turn is it now? Hagakure?”

“He was gonna say that’s why he bit the shit out of my neck and shoulders. 😏”

Izuku was too shy to answer this. I got Katsuki to answer by putting Shouto within earshot (whom Katsuki incorrectly assumes to be a romantic rival).

—

“It’s like sparring; no one else comes close to my level. Plus, I like makin’ him whine.”

“But, Kacchan, you’re the one who—“

“YOU SHADDUP”

—

(Katsuki did not need convincing to answer this question.)

“‘Course I woulda. He makes me a better hero; that’s how I become number one. And we all know the stupid nerd would get himself killed without me.”

(Don’t mind me, wiping away a tear in the corner.)