#ask bbb

It's a nod to the first time I consciously realized I was into mpreg specifically. I was hanging out with my best friend, his husband and their boyfriend. This was at the tail end of Bestie's first pregnancy, when he was huge and constantly flipflopping between cranky and horny (hence the boyfriend). In retrospect I'd been lowkey turned on by Bestie's belly for months, but it wasn't until Boyfriend finished massaging Husband and went over to Bestie, who was sitting alone in the La-Z Boy sulking about not being the center of attention. Boyfriend straddled Bestie's legs on the footrest, got a good grip, hoisted Bestie's gut off his crotch, and said "Boyy, belly gettin big," while giving it a little shake.

 Request: “hey, sweetie! can i get one where harley keener is dating a curvy/thicc female reader? pretty please with a cherry on top? ❤️😊”

Yes, Yes you most definitely can.

He meets you at college

He opted for co-ed dorms because he thought it'd be cool

You also thought it'd be cool

But you were also scared he'd say something

He cannot stop staring at you

Right off the bat, you think you've made a mistake

He realizes you're uncomfortable and looks into his boxes of things

"I'm Harley Keener" "Y/n L/n."

You can't stop staring at his eyes

He can't not look at you

It's like an involuntary response where he just has to look at you

One time he walked in on you changing

You didn't know he'd get there so fast

You two stood there awkwardly for a moment

"Can you- can you put your shirt on?"

You stammered and blushed pulling it over your head

"I'm sorry I didn't think you'd come back so fast." "No it's okay I don't mind."

It took him a moment to realize what he said.

"Oh wait! No not like that I meant that you- You know what I mean."

You looked to the side and scratched the back of your neck. "Um, Harley? You might wanna go take a cold shower."

He looked down quickly and let out a yelp grabbing a pillow to cover it, scurrying to the bathroom.

You let out a laugh when you heard the shower running.

His head popped up from the door. "This is not funny L/n!" "It is for me."

You're pretty sure he fell in the shower

But after that, he came out shirtless

A shirtless guy in front of you? Course you looked

Toned abs? Who knew. Very noticeable v-line? WHO KNEW.

He laughed at you and it brought you out of your trance

"Now I think you should take that cold shower."

You just rolled your eyes at him and continued studying

He came up to you and set your books aside.

He came up real close

"Stop staring" "Put a shirt on."

There's a lot of sexual tension around you two

But past that, He asked you out

You questioned him if it was because of your looks

He proved that it wasn't your looks

You agreed

When you guys cuddle he likes to run his hands over your curves

Not in a sexual way though

You two either face each other so you can look at his eyes

Or you're spooning

He loves being the little spoon and isn't afraid to admit it

He melts into you

And he just loves it when you hold him

He feels so safe

You like running your hands through his hair

Sometimes he'll lay on you

Like his head will be on your stomach or your butt sometimes

He just really loves you

He really likes hugging you

Sometimes he'll squish you

Which sounds kind of weird

But I promise it isn't

This is really sweet and I love it

okay so listen. the thing about bellied boys and clothes is that there is so much you can do with them.

you can have a guy who's grown out of his favorite shirt, and poutily wears it anyway to a family barbecue. it's only juuust too small, so he waddles around with a plate of ribs in one hand and the other constantly pulling down his hem, a little bit self-conscious, a little bit flustered.

you can have a guy taking point at an office presentation, all sharp in a suit he had tailored a week ago for just this occasion, only he starts having a growth spurt in the middle of the fourth slide, and he has to go through slides 5-16 in abject, mortified misery pretending his buttons aren't popping off and his seams aren't creaking ten inches from his CEO's horrified face.

you can have a guy in leather putting on a bedroom show for his lover/s, making an absolute spectacle of every surge of growth and every split.

Thank you!! I get pretty self-conscious about the quality of the stuff I post, so this is really encouraging.

I love this question. So much.

The answer is yes.

alskfjdsgjh thank you!

just a PSA I took this too far

Iron Kids Headcanons

Being an Avenger was difficult

You didn’t have much time to look over Morgan

Peter was busy sometimes too

So you called up backup

Harley little shit Keener

He agreed since he hasn’t seen Morgan since last month

You told her that Harley was going to watch her while you went on a mission with Peter

She was excited to see Harley

After all, he was the first iron kid

You didn’t know what they were doing

Peter thought they already burned the house down

Harley thought he knew what he was doing.

He’s done it a million times, give them candy, put a movie on, and they’ll shut up

but he was so wrong

Morgan dragged him outside

may or may not have pushed him in the lake, we don’t know

She totally did but she wasn’t going to admit it to him

He screamed when you walked into the house

You were concerned for his well being

Honestly who wasn’t

He told you that Morgan pushed him in the lake

So you gave him a hoodie and sweats

You ended up babysitting Harley while Peter babysat Morgan

This wasn’t surprising

He was definitely a little shit when it came to food

“I am NOT eating that disgusting wheat bread crust.” “Harley I swear to Thor if you do not eat your food!”

Morgan and Peter were laughing cause you two looked and acted like a married couple

You threw a peanut butter sandwich at his face

Morgan even ended up babysitting

This always happens

Guess who got sick

Harley declared war on Morgan and she threw a pillow at his face

You love her to death

but who doesn’t

After the pillow fight war, you put on a movie that Morgan would actually watch

John Wick

Harley kept getting scared while Morgan didn’t move an inch

It’s not even a scary movie

And obviously, you guys are wearing onesies

Well except Harley

Peter was a Panda, Morgan was a tiger, You were Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh

Harley fell asleep in the middle of it

His head was your shoulder and he was drooling on your onesie

Morgan drew on his face

Peter wanted to but his drawing would have been inappropriate

you wanted to wake him up but you weren’t a buzzkill

so you just sat there watching the movie occasionally looking at Morgan who was still drawing on his face

he woke up and the marker went into his mouth

You face-palmed and went into the kitchen to order pizza

ten minutes after pizza you guys passed out during john wick chapter 2

when it ended Pepper and Tony walked into the house to see the three kids laying in various positions softly snoring.

The cutest was Morgan who was curled on top of Peter’s stomach.

But he wouldn’t say anything to Pepper

She already knew

But then she saw the tv screen

You let a five-year-old watch, John Wick

She yelled at Harley since he was the one who was actually supposed to watch her

You intervened because you put it on

Then she yelled at you

Sure you were an Avenger but you didn’t like getting yelled at

You cast your eyes to the floor and Pep knew she had brought something back

She apologized before picking up Morgan to take her to bed

This is getting off track but I’m gonna keep going

You had to step out and they all looked worried

“Why is she upset?” “Her mom. Always yelled at her, never once told her she loved her either.”

Peter and Harley nodded to each other then looked back at Tony

“Mind if we borrow your futon?” “The mattress one.”

They played your favorite movie for you on the projector

It was nice

Morgan joined you even though she was supposed to be sleeping.

She wanted to join the other kids in the tent

She brought juice pops

Tony obviously pulled a prank

Military wake up sissies!