#ask!josh

Um... It's been a while since I've been actively looking but um... Okay this is hard... um... I'm not actually very successful when I initiate like anything. Look I used to get dates by sitting at the bar and kinda just having it fall in my lap, if that makes sense? I'm used to people approaching me since I usually cock it up if it's the other way around. Got myself a wondrous case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Quick question, since you’re like the smart farmer guy or whatever, do you happen to possess or have any information regarding an upguar?? Being that you’re at the college I figured you’d be most informed or have knowledge about this :3

Thanks!!! 💖

@kayla-dovahkiin

Oh, that's pretty simple, dumu. One must simply calculate the maximum air-speed velocity of an unladen cliff racer. Anything else?

Freya; One of Many @constantlydistractedwriter

But I'm nominating Mirabelle for the job. I'd be happy with larger personal quarters and office though.

As it stands I'm collecting the apprentices outside. I can taste the magicka coming off that thing. Ancano's got a ward round him that I don't have the magicka to counter right now... because I drank myself fucking stupid.

Yeah? Whose that? What-

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@kayla-dovahkiin

Yep, scouts (my nephew and a few of his mates) told me that the courier carked it just outside the door, but they opened the crates for me. Balih might have some words to me about all this but the plan is in motion.

There's some words shaved onto some of the rats, thought it would be funny to just write random shit.

@miraak-the-dovahkiin

The wall still appears to be oddly coloured and you still have muted rainbow tentacles.