Was thinking while decompressing in the bath earlier of a story where Y/N is taken with some "friends" (acquaintances that really didn't have their best interests at heart) take them to Monty Golf in the Pizzaplex, and they try to goad Y/N into jumping into the waters with the fake gators.
In comes Monty, wondering why there's a human standing tensely next to a safety bar and death staring at the water. Sidling up and asking if they lost a golf ball. Joke that he's gotten one in his mouth one time by a kid who thought he was just a fake gator. Cracking jokes and semi flirting with Y/N.
All while the bullies stare at you, gobsmacked, at how you somehow got the Monty Gator's attention.
He tries to impress you, after you explain- awkwardly- how the sounds from the fake gators are bellowing- mating calls- by bellowing at you and you just. Try to hastily brush it off as, "Oh, haha! Great impression!! :))) Whoever you do that to will certainly be smitten!!!! :))))) Anyways,"
Cue giant puppy gator robot dogging your heels for the rest of your evening as you try to desperately ask your "friends" for help who are clearly no help to anyone at all.













