#ashtonsbutt

thank u!

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mobile

the peace sign in ur title is on another line and that kinda bothers me but it kinda looks cool at the same time. maybe change the font or make it smaller? hOLY SHIT FETUS CAL IN UR HEADER. i think it would look better if it was either header or icon alone tho!

theme

i'm usually not a fan of redux themes, but this one is pretty cool! idk if speech bubble sidebar is supposed to be that far up but it looks a little awkward. fETUS CAL STARING AT ME I'M CRYING. 

posts

not messy, organized, saw some mcr in there and i screamed haha.

icon/url

MALUM IN UR ICON AWWWWWWWWW FUCK. who did u kill for that url tho it's perfect.

ship:

ship: ashton

reason why: ur personality just seems so ashton to me! plus wearing a banana suit sounds ashton af hahah

ship name: brashton

blurb: unlike everyone else, u and ashton would half ass ur costumes. u would wear a banana costume (I'M NOT OVER THAT BANANA SUIT SHIT OMG) and ashton would wear a monkey costume and u two would act like idiots out on the streets but still collect candy like little kids. 

lol thanks :)

ship: ashton

best friend: michael

i love you a lot okay yes thank you and if it was a boy right now i love the name Fletcher (NOT CAUSE OF ASK I SWEAR) and for a girl I love the name Haven

COMPLIMENT: okay first off hello gorgoues, second off i really like your music taste and third you dRESSED UP AS A BANANA THAT WAS YOU PRAISE YOU OMG

BLOG:

URL: not for me but ily // i love it! // awesomesauce // gimme gimme (im dying)

Sidebar: not for me but ily // i love it! // awesomesauce // gimme gimme (im doing your background cause it's precious)

Theme: not for me but ily // i love it! // awesomesauce // gimme gimme

Overall: not for me but ily // i love it! // awesomesauce // gimme gimme

BOYS:

Ship: ash the teenager // calyum // lucifer // mikey

Best Friend: ash the teenager // calyum // lucifer // mikey

Blurb: i gotta do jealous boy cause thats my fav

You feel a light tap on your shoulder, causing you to pause your music and look up. You were in the hotel lobby, waiting for Cal to get back from the show. 

A boy about your age stands in front of you, a smirk on his face.

"Hey baby," he murmurs, taking the seat beside you on the couch. 

"The names Brittania, actually. Hi," you correct him, being very careful. Calum could walk in at any minute, and you don't want to talk to this guy anyways if all he's gonna do is hit on you. 

"Well I could just call you gorgeous, I'm pretty sure I saw your picture next to the definition next to it in the dictionary last week," he smiles at you, winking.

And you thought Calum's pick up lines were bad.

"Ha, yeah I guess," you mumble, scooting a little but farther away as discreetly as you can. Even though you were taken, you weren't rude. 

"Oh sweetie I know. So tell me, why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone," he mumbles, leaning a little closer.

"Actually-" You're about to tell him about Cal when a face pops up behind the couch.

"She's not here alone, she was just waiting for me to finish signing your girlfriend's poster," Calum hisses, anger in his voice. The boy's eyes wander towards the door, where we both see a very angry looking girl staring directly at us.

"Bye bye," Cal smirks, giving a childish wiggle of the fingers as the boy walks away.

"Hey babe, sorry I didn't get here earlier" he grins, coming around the couch and helping you to your feet.

"Cal I swear, noth-" but you're cut off with a kiss.

"I know, I heard," he smiles at you, throwing an arm over your shoulder and leading you to the elevator.

(sorry this is late) shut up, aww, thank you so much! xx

ship: calum

reason: aw you two would be soooo adorable together

what you two would do: CHRISTMAS DECORATING - You knew Christmas was really closing in when Calum came home one day with a fresh Christimas tree under his arm. Good thing you just got all the tree decorations out of the attic. "Ah, I taught you well," Calum said, noticing you had everything prepared. You two start to wrap lights around the tree and move on to the ornaments. You're halfway done with the tree when the decorating starts to slow down. "Where should I put this one, babe?" Calum asks. You look behind you and notice he's holding up mistletoe. "That's mistletoe, Cal. That should go underneath the doorway over there," you say, pointing somewhere into the house. Calum looks up as well and smirks. "You have to give me a kiss now," Calum says as he leans in. You laugh and close the space between you two, kissing him deeply. "Merry Christmas," he sighs as you both pull away.

blog rate: 9/10 (FETUS CALUM I SWEAR)

url rate: 10/10 (YES YES)

compliments: OH MY GOD YOU GOT RECGONIZED BY CALUM U WORE A BANANA SUIT TO THEIR CONCERT GURL UR GONNA GO FAR IN LIFE I'M TELLING U

random song: photograph - ed sheeran

following? yES OMG

I would name a boy Daniel or Jayden and a girl either Rose or WillaAnd thank you

Theme: meh/okay/cool/fab/amazing/asdfghjkl;

URL: meh/okay/cool/fab/amazing/asdfghjkl;

Icon: meh/okay/cool/fab/amazing/asdfghjkl;

Overall: meh/okay/cool/fab/amazing/asdfghjkl;

Following?: Am now/no but your cool/ yeah/forever

Ship: Calum

Reason: He gave you a freaking shout out and you two would be cute together

Best Friend: Ash

Compliment: You are pretty and cool blog

Advice: 

SHIPS TO 1K

aw thank you sooo much!! <3<3 its Elizabeth 

icon rate: 10

url rate: 10

post rate: 10

theme rate: 8.5 

overall rate: 10

ship: cal

song from my phone full of crappy songs: half a heart - 1d