#ashreign

                                                        “I have a TASK for you” 

                                 FIRE LORD OZAI AND PRINCESS AZULA 

                                                          written by Sammy &&. Civi 

me: *thinking: i would take the blunt edge of a knife to the throat for you* 

@ashreign: what r u thinking about

OOC despite what everyone might think, Ozai knows quite a few DAD JOKES and tells one or two daily. Mostly he tells them to either make Zuko feel bad or to entertain Azula. Here are a few carefully chosen examples of the DAD JOKES Ozai has in his repertoire: 

“Zuko: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Ozai: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

“Zuko: ‘Hey, I was thinking…
’ Ozai: ‘I thought I smelled something burning.’”

“Whenever they go to the graveyard he says, ‘Do you know why I can’t be buried there?’ And we all say, ‘Why not?’ And he says, ‘Because I’m not dead yet!’”

“Anytime Zuko does something smart he says, ‘Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!’”

“Zuko asked him  for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”

❝ we don’t have time to wait around ! ❞ it came in waves: the realization the world was collapsing in his hands. fingers ( instruments that could control the oceans ) tug desperately at fine silk, ❝ if we let our guard down, we’ll get frozen solid ! or boomerang’d ! i’m bald, i can’t hide bruises ! ❞

❝ the couch is all yours. ❞    WHAT DO I SAY ?     alcohol had never crept its way into his palette, & sokka was easy enough to manage    ( go to bed, buddy ).   he leans against a wall, watchful, patient, brightened by the softest of smiles.   maybe this is a turning point ?   ❝ i hope you’re okay with dogs. ❞

an extension of his body.          expertly carved by the hands of his masters, the staff in his grasp seemed a part of him, a defensive means from his own flesh and blood.    she was familiar to him, now: unlike his weapon, she came to him like an apparition, a shadow that flees the corner of your vision.   ❛ get out of our way, azula. ❜  ( an empty threat ? )   ❛ i’m really not in the mood. ❜