â...I like imagining a circumstance where I could walk away and tell King Etristo to eat dirt.â
For a long moment, both boys stare at me, mouths agape. Finally, Erik begins to laugh and a moment later Soren joins in.
âEat dirt?â Erik asks. âIs that the worst insult you can come up with?â
âI donât think Iâve told someone to eat dirt since I was six years old,â Soren adds.
Now WHERE have I heard an exchange like this before???? Hmmmm.
OH YEAH.
You know, where Elle and Emmett are in the car? Where she calls him a butthead?
I cackled.















