#ashlaaywrites

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst drunk.

brotp: good wolf bad wolf

“Lemme tell you a thing about Thaaaais. She’s a beaUtiful lil’ wolf. And she’s got this lil’ dog that is just ab-so-lutley the cutest little mop, you know, you know, aside from Truffles. That’s- she’s my cat. Truffles, my cat. BUT- but Thaisss, she’s really something, shes’ kind of a bad influence on my. KIND OF, but I, I like her, so, you know, she’s not trying to turn me into a JERK like Hannah Song, but you know, she doesn’t, maybe exactly mean that on purpose aaanyways. But Thais is great, a WHOLE lot of fun even if it isn’t one hundred percent legal what we always are doing, but that’s that is not the point. She is a pretty wolf and our pets are like the BEST friends in the whoooole world.”

brotp: sherlock & watson

“AYE, THAIS! Wait - I didn’t...I didn’t, ya know, make out with her, right? Ookay, right, right, right, Thaiiis, my Watson. She’s surprisingly bright for a Crowsfall student. I mean, she’s very, ah, what’s the word...intuitive! That’s the one! She just, she knows when something’s up with you. And tries her best to help you through it, ESPEcially if that means getting obnoxious people out of the room. Because both of us have a LOW tolerance for pains in the ass. But she’s also always up for a good adventure. And like a GOOD one, not just like a lame ass one like most people. Like a bar or some shit. She’s FAAAAR more interesting than the few people I spend time to get to, ah, know.”

ship: we’re stuck together

“FUCKIN Ethan, and I don’t mean, like, actual fucking, even though, shhhhh we did have sex a while ago...and it WAS a good time. But that’s in the past, because, well I can’t REALLY stand him. Okay, well, really the two of us know that’s a damn lie. We’re kind of like dysfunctional friends. I mean, even if he’s fucked up a bunch of times and I typically can’t move on from that shit. But there’s some sort of connection between us? And I can’t really explain it well or anything. He just sort of, like, understands the shit I’ve been through and I sort of get what he’s been through, and we don’t pity each other because of certain shit. There’s just like this fucking weird but mutual understand. He’s...not the worst person in the world.”

falls asleep on the couchboth of them after a long day in the field with both of them groaning about how they should move to the bed and begging the other to carry them to bed (and probably then shoving each other off as motivation)

makes friends with the neighborsneither of them makes friends with the neighbors since they aren’t friendly people, haha. but if they had to, ethan would probably get along with them better but addison would be more helpful

is the adventurous eaterboth are adventurous eaters, they’ll both probably eat pretty much anything, especially considering they both probably pretty shit at cooking (except addison has some bomb family recipes she makes when she has time) so anything is better than their typical cooking

hogs the covers at nighteither of them, however ethan would know not to disturb addison once she’s asleep being disturbed would make her aggressive

forgets to do the dishesaddison. ethan doesn’t forget, he would just be reluctant, but that would be the chore she forces him to do because she hates dishes

tries to surprise their partner more oftenethan. addison often gets to distracted to pay attention so most romatic gestures would probably suprise her

leaves dirty laundry on the floorethan would most often with addison groaning and picking it up, but i could see addison leaving laundry from time to time only for ethan to take it and hide it (probably in high places) just to piss her off

stays up til 2 AM readingaddison reads over files for the SSRA, but ethan stays up with her making jokes about paperwork and trying to lure her into bed

sings in the showerethan most often, and addison occasionaly after a successful mission usually along to the radio

takes the selfiesaddison takes post workout selfies from time to time, but ethan does the couple selfies because addison is too short to get a good angled picture