Title: Muggle beasts and where to find them

“Tell me, Mr. Potter, is that portrait of my dear aunt Walburga still stuck to the wall in the hall?” “Yes, Mrs. Malfoy, it is. Hermione managed to cast a strong Silencing Charm on it, though. She was experimenting with some new varieties for her NEWT class.” “A Silencing Charm?” his father cut in. “Your friends are using a valuable Black Family heirloom for practicing their Charms homework?” “I'm so sorry, Mr. Malfoy.” Harry said, pasting on a smile. “I had no idea the portrait was of value to you. I'll be sure to send her along to Malfoy Manor, as soon as I find a way to get her off the wall. I would never deprive your family of a treasured heirloom.”

“Ah, Mr Potter, how lovely to see you.” “You too, Mrs. Malfoy,” Harry said. “And, would you mind telling me why you're fondling my son’s backside?”