#asher.exe

((In the mood for some Asher.Exe- 👀

So….))

((Happy New Year everyone! :D

Thanks for all the amazing adventures.~))

((... Oh lawd...))

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Def!Asher: what the?!... Mod!, what’s going on?

Mod!: “Something an anon wants to see and, well... something I want to see as well! You know all the timelines...”

Def!Asher: yeah, what about them?

Mod!: “Well, you’d probably have no problem meeting each Asher from different timelines, right? But, what if I told you all of them are here right now together?~”

Def!Asher: ... ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Mod!: “mmm... maybe a little... But! It’ll only be for five asks! Just to see how each of them will react to each other’s timelines.~ I’ll erase their memories of this and send them back after...”

Def!Asher: Lord... Where are they?...

*Each AU Asher pops into existence!*

H!E!A!Asher: W-where am I?... Where’s my mom?!

Def!Asher: Why them?! They’re the most fragile...

C!Asher: ...?! Wh-where is this place?...

Def!Asher: Yeah! Bring more! That’ll definitely help this one with their anxiety and post trauma...

Exe!W!Asher: ...

Def!Asher: *sighs* I hate that I remember this one the most...

Asher.exe: a NeW pLaCe To PlAy?~

Def!Asher: MOD!?!

Mod!: okay! Okay! I’ll take away their powers-

Def!Asher: That’s not what I meant!!!

Ghost!Asher: ... Does anyone know a dog named Sparkie?... I’m t-trying to look for him...

Def!Asher: ... Oh, no... Out of all of them-

Mod!: “That’s all of them! Hey, everyone! I think you should all know me as Mod!... Well, except for you H!E!A!Asher...”

H!E!A! Asher: WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE AM I?!

Def!Asher: ...Lord, have mercy on me...

Mod!: “You’re all here to react to each other’s AUs / timelines! I’ll return you back to them after! So, in the meantime just go around introducing yourselves! If you have any questions, just ask Default!Asher!”

Def!Asher: W-wait! Mod!?!

*Mod! runs off!...*

Def!Asher: ... So... Who wants to start first?...

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Def!Asher, H!E!A!Asher, C!Asher, Exe!W!Asher, Asher.exe, and Ghost!Asher are all avalible for asks!~

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Available Asks... (5/5)

Description: Lav!Asher encounters Asher.exe, White.exe, Sparkie.exe, and the demon who had come to disturb the different timelines. The exe’s try to convince Lav!Asher that they shouldn’t go looking for their friends to apologize, otherwise they would become the very thing that was standing before them... They show Lav!Asher all that has happened from the past until now, bringing up their past demons, and leads them to believe that they have nowhere else to go... but down...

((This isn’t apart of the “Lav! White & Asher storyline”! Just had this idea for a while and liked the sound of it... 🥲))

Singers: Demon, Asher, White, Sparkie

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You're in my world now, not your world.~

And I've got friends on the other side.~

He's got friends on the other side.~

(I find delight in the gruesome and grim.~)

Sit down at my table...

Put your mind at ease.~

(I put a spell on you)

If you relax, it will enable me-

(Now you're mine)

to do anything I please.~

I can read your future!

(Be prepared!)

I can change it 'round some too.~

(Trust in me!~)

I can look deep into your-

(You poor unfortunate soul!~)

Heart and soul!~

(so sad, but so true.~)

Make your wildest dreams come true...

I got voodoo, I got hoodoo!

I got things I ain't even tried!~

'Cause I've got friends on the other side...

And if you aren't shaking, there's something very wrong,

'Cause this may be the last time you hear the boogie song!~

Woah!~

(woah!~)

Woah!~

(woah!~)

Woah!~

(woah!~)

I’m the Oogie Boogie Man!~

Beware Take care He rides alone!~

This vampire bat!

This inhuman beast!

They ought to be locked up!

And never released!

They swear to the longest day they’re dead,

They’ll show them that they can get ahead!~

The world was such a wholesome place until...

He had a plan to shake things up...

And that's the gospel truth.~

Are you ready?!

(fire)

(Are you ready?),

Hellfire.~

Are you ready?

(Are you ready?)

(This fire in my skin.~)

Transformation Central!

(Yes, it is he)

Transformation Central!

(But not as you know him.~)

Reformation Central!

(Reformation Central!)

Transmogrification Central!~

(Read my lips and come to grips with reality!~)

Can you feel it?

You're changing, you're changing, you're changing, all right!~

Far from the ones who abandoned you,

Chasing the love of these humans-

(love is an open door!~)

Who made you feel wanted!

(because they guzzle up the things you prize.~)

I hope you're satisfied.~

But if you ain't...

Don't blame me!

Don't forget it!

Don't forget it!

Don't forget it!

You'll regret it!

This land we behold!~

This beauty untold!~

A man can be bold!~

It all can be sold!~

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!~

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And you can blame my friends on the other side!~

(You got what you wanted!)

(What you want is what you get!~)

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Def!Asher: Ooo... This’ll be interesting...

H!E!A!Asher: I love this song and feel like it resonates with who I am!

C!Asher: T-this is the only song that C-c-came to mind...

Ghost!Asher: I started thinking of this song soon after I fell from “The Place” and started to look for Sparkie...

Exe!W!Asher: ... I didn’t hear this during my timeline, but I was reminded of it after-...

Asher.exe: ...

Def!Asher: ... Ummm... Asher.exe? Are you... okay?...

Asher.exe: ... I want to share my timeline before I answer this question.~

*Everyone trembles at Asher.exe’s sudden calmness in the tone of his voice... Def!Asher looks at everyone nervously before hesitantly nodding without saying anything... The room becomes darker still and a low growl comes out from Exe!W!Asher...*

Asher.exe: My timeline also branched out from Default’s... But instead of just White being taken and turned into an exe...

*Asher.exe’s eyes glow red as they let out a growl of their own...*

Asher.exe: Sparkie left me behind...! Ran off with his sister to take care of her... Left me behind to die!...

*Asher.exe looks to Ghost!Asher and grosls at them, flames flaring up on them slightly... Def!Asher stands up startled, and looks wearily at Exe!W!Asher who looked ready to stop Asher.Exe...*

Asher.exe: all that talk about how Sparkie would come look for you.~ You should just give up now!~

Ghost!Asher: T-that’s your timeline! The Sparkie in mine would never-

H!E!A!Asher: That can’t be true! You’re probably twisting the truth! Right?...

*everyone looks at Def!Asher... They frown and look away...*

Def!Asher: There... There’s another Asher from my branched out timeline, similar to Asher.exe... Sparkie... He didn’t leave that one... But...

*Def!Asher bites their lower lip and sighs...*

Def!Asher: This Asher... They did get left behind by Sparkie to the demon’s and White.exe’s bidding... It’s a timeline that shouldn’t happen...

*Asher.exe chuckles and then let’s out an insane cackle making everyone look horrified, even Exe!W!Asher who slowly backpeddles to Ghost!Asher’s side...*

Asher.exe: I’m completely fine though!~ Much better off then Ghosty!~ oh, and don’t worry... It wasn’t all of Sparkie’s fault.~ White just didn’t add in a small detail to the deal before she lost.~ But. I managed to make it aaalll even.~

*Exe!W!Asher growls and stands looking ready to fight Asher.exe! Before Def!Asher can intervene, Mod! pops into existence and snaps thier fingers! All the Asher’s, except Def!Asher, instantly disappear... Mod! sighs and mumbles something under her breath before looking at Def!Asher concerned...*

Mod!: You okay?...

*Def!Asher looked about ready to have a mental breakdown... They take a deep breath after a moment...*

Def!Asher: ... Damned if I am and damned if I’m not... Please tell me there’s not going to be anything else crazy for the rest of today...

Mod!: Well... If there is it won’t be for you... So, what did you think?

Def!Asher: That I’m going to get horrible anxiety and think about all these timelines and not be able to sleep for at least half a month?

Mod!: They’ll be fine... I kept my word and erased their memories and returned them to their timelines.

Def!Asher: ... Great... I’m gonna go burry my head into a bag of crisps or something...

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Transmission complete!...

No more avalible asks!...