#ashequeen

Ashe: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Junker queen: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Ashe: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Odessa asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing her under the moonlight. Junker queen: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Is it some type of dingo? Ashe: *already taking off her coat* God,you’re so fucking stupid Odessa.

Ashe: How much did you spend on this date? Junker queen: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years. Ashe: *internally* She's so dumb and I love her

Ashe: *has her arms crossed* Wow, they really hate us. Junker queen: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Ashe: *looks at her confused* But we’re not gay, Odessa. Junker queen: *thought they were dating* We’re not?!?!

Junker queen: *talking to Cole*Are you sure Ashe's even gay? She barely even looked at me. Cole:*looks pretty much done* Oh for fuck sakes...She shuts down seeing you!! Junker queen: That's doesn't mean anything too me!! Cole: *wants to rip his own hair out and grumbles to himself* I'm gonna throttle Ashe....

Junker queen: So you like cats? Ashe: Yeah. Junker queen: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*