#asha-baejoy

okay so basically qasha is a complete trash ship. neither of them know how to do laundry properly because there are sO MANY BUTTONS WGAT???? so they both pretty much live in sweat pants and t-shirts and once in a while asha bullys theon into coming over and washing clothes and also cooking food bc cooking is also something they literally don’t do. qarl works part time at the pizza place so he gets all the stuff that doesn;t get sold and so romantic dinners consist of cold random pizza. so far they haven’t gotten too ill from food poisening but like you never know, that last marzipan pineapple pepperoni thing qarl brought home looks pretty sketch. 

meanwhile asha works as a bike mechanic and her hours are long and when qarl isn’t delivering pizza he coaches a middle school fencing team and at the end of the day they both come in smelling like metal and sweat and pizza and they just flop down and watch shark week reruns or wrestling or sometomes rom-coms because qarl secretly just loves crazy, stupid, love and all that shit. 

they have a gross hovel of a house but it has a lil fire escape balcony thing that probs will fall down any day now but for now qarl goes out to smoke pot and asha sometimes does too  but in her heart shes actually really worried qarl will fall off the balcony high so she needs to protect him and also one time theon was high and fell off a roof so asha knows to be careful around her idiotic trash male friendz n fam when theyre high.

does she wants us to Buy Her Silence???

plz eat something

Stay by Rihanna for Theon nd Jeyne my bbies

people with lighter skin look rly good in black tho, i find

isnt she also a literal nazi??

yeah i just saw that, makes me want to throw up, doctors said similar things about my girlfriend when she started having symptoms of ptsd, they said she just wanted people to feel bad for her.

yall are so gorgeous wtf i cant sdhkuygtrgf