#ash barker

ASH BARKER ── .✦ chats (pt. 1)

゛synopsis ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ jock x nerd trope; fake-dating. chats between you and ash as your little "relationship" starts developing...

ᝰ.ᐟ tags; ash being ash, very slight and tame nsfw (still minors dni)

゛synopsis ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ fake dating trope!! in order to make her ex jealous, ash requests — begs, really — to date you. you; the smart, pretty, know-it-all nerd who ash is certain has dated nobody. you're nothing like evie, her ex, who bothered more with keeping her hair the perfect shade of blonde and diet than the relationship itself. you'll help her win her ex back, help her study, and she'll do you the favor of becoming popular. fake dating never hurt anyone, right?

ᝰ.ᐟ tags; masc oc x fem reader. college setting in the UK. fake-dating, kissing, slightly suggestive language but nothing explicit, ash being ash (aka dumb), popular jock x nerd trope.

⁀➴ wc; 1k. MEN DNI.

i have! are the copper ridge girlies mostly va's from rdr2? yeah. do you know how hard it is to find female voicelines with country accents? lol. also i obvs wont do every single oc but if youre curious of another, lmk.

clara (rhett's mother): i know she's not one i talk about much, but she's very sweet. she's always reminded me of bambi's mother; gentle and kind. it's hard to find voice claims with a country accent, so just add it in your head.

rhett: sadie adler. it fits her, lol. i think it'd be a tiny deep deeper, but she certainly has those high-pitched squeaks sadie adler has.

joan: karen jones. i don't like her character, but i do like her voice, lol.

june: mary beth. her voice is very high-pitched in english, haha, and she certainly has that country accent when speaking english. her voice in spanish would best fit 'maria posada' from the book of life, though.

ash: lenore from castlevania. she has a very light and soft voice, though is very bubbly and loud.

copper ridge

rhett: she likes to be called baby and hunk the most. she also enjoys puppy, but only in private. she likes to call you honey, darlin', and love bug lol.

joan: being called handsome and hunk makes her the most flustered. she enjoys to call her partners by the same (its implied her reader is also butch).

tess: she likes to be called baby, too. probably uses sugar the most on her girlfriends.

frankie: she likes to be called princess, and refers to you as 'amor'.

june: she really likes it when you call her gorda (its one of the many mexican "pet names" that are almost always contradicting, and used between married couples). she uses honey and love the most.

50's - 90's

sam: likes to be called baby. calls her s/o doll.

lou: likes to be called beau, or sugar. calls you peach or darling.

jo: also likes to be called handsome or hunk, but loves baby when you're both alone. calls you doll face, and sweetheart.

aurebridge

ash: likes to be called babe and pudding. calls you babe back, or duck.

amber: likes to be called sweetheart or babe. uses hun for you.

charlie: calls you princess. likes to be called handsome and hun.

you’re evil i like it…… im gonna write it

⤷ set once she and you are officially dating!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

♡ very, very affection. her love language is definitely physical touch. she can't go a day without touching you, holding your hand, and the like. she feels loved through words of affirmation the most, though.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

♡ she's a very sweet friend. ash is quite bubbly and naturally charming, so as popular and smug as she is, no one in campus really hates her. she's not a mean person at all, and as a friend, she's very kind. she plays rough with amber like tackling her or throwing her over her shoulder, but its all in good fun.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

♡ yes, yes, yes. loves to cuddle. she likes to be the big spoon, little spoon... ash doesn't care; she just enjoys to have you in her arms and have your warmth pressed against her. her favorite position would probably be one facing each other, laying on your sides, and her head tucked under your chin.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

♡ yeah, she'd eventually want to find an apartment/house for you two to live together in. she's... okay at cooking. lazy about it, but she can grill a chicken and cook up some asparagus without burning either. she's a clean person, though she is the kind to accidentally leave a sock or two on the floor.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

♡ face-to-face, but she'd shut down for days. she'd likely turn to getting drunk off her mind to help her cope with it.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

♡ she'd be down to get married, maybe 4-5 years in? she's not in any rush, tbh.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

♡ so gentle. she's so very sensitive, even if her persona makes it seem as though she's a tough girl. she wants to be told she's big and strong, as her physique was critiqued by evie a lot, especially when they made love. she loves to hug you, squeeze you, and pepper you with kisses. she's a very sweet lover.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

♡ yes, please hug her. she loves to receive hugs from behind the most, and she loves to crush you against her chest to lift you up.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

♡ like a day in lmfao. she realizes she's fallen for you a few months into the whole fake-dating thing.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

♡ honestly, not much. she's more protective than she is jealous, like any partner would be. someone flirting with you? she'll just come up and kiss your cheek. if she were to get jealous, though, she'd get a bit whiny and just stick to your side a lot. ash is a puppy.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

♡ on the mouth, ash likes to tease a lot; pulling back when you want to deepen the kiss, but her kisses are slow and sweet. she enjoys to cover your face in kisses, and also your nape. she enjoys to be kissed behind her ear, and her forehead.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

♡ she's an only child and never babysat, so she doesn't have any experience on handling kids, lol. she's good and patient with them, though. she wouldn't care if a baby on the plane was crying, and she'd be a good babysitter.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

♡ ash is a very energetic morning person. she's up at five for her morning run, back in 40 minutes, takes a shower, and starts to do things around the house. she's very hyper, but she is quiet enough as to not wake you.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

♡ she has a lot of energy, so again, she's doing a lot of stuff. she enjoys to relax a bit more, though, and enjoys to eat junk and watch a movie with you. she'll change the cuddling position every ten minutes, though.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

♡ she had a pretty good childhood, to be honest. both of her parents worked fulltime, and though that often left ash alone, she was very social at a young age and was never bored. she'd open up about how horrible evie was from the very beginning, often times joking about it, but she'd actually cry once she realizes how much better off she is with you than her, and how much of a bitch evie really was.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

♡ you'd probably have to throw a brick at her window, honestly. ash is very patient. unless it'd involve you or her friends, she wouldn't be the type to yell.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

♡ she might not remember tiny things my memory, but she does write those little things down. she's not one to forget birthdays or anniversaries, though.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

♡ once you got to meet her parents, probably. they were very eager for her to have a nice girlfriend.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

♡ she's protective in the sense that she'll always have a hand on your lower back, keep you tucked against her side, and always is the one to make sure you're not walking next to the street when on the sidewalk. but she likes to be protected back by you doing the same things; she's not quite the confrontational type, so if someone else is flirting with her, she's just hoping you show up with a sloppy kiss on her cheek.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

♡ aw, a lot. she'd buy flowers, your fave of anything (chocolate, cookies, etc) and take you to places she knows you like, even if they're not her favorite. everyday tasks, of course, would include her opening doors for you, fetching cups to hand over even if you can reach it yourself, etc...

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

♡ ok she burps often.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

♡ she used to be much more insecure of her body before (because of evie). she's always been naturally very slim and has a fast metabolism, so yeah, she's lean, but she's skinny where she'd rather have more muscular thighs and biceps. she's happy with herself now, though!

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

♡ yes. she'd die.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

♡ she used to bite a lot as a baby.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

♡ being mean?? she gets talking shit about bad people (who hasn't..?) but if someone's walking down the street and the person she's with comments on their looks or something, it's a big ick for her. evie used to do it a lot.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

they started dating the summer before the first year of college started, and met through a mutual friend. evie had dated before, and though evie wasn't ash's first anything, it was the first time ash had dated anyone.

the relationship was good, at first, or at least in ash's eyes. she really did love evie, and though evie liked her, it was never a love kind of thing. evie's always been a superficial gal, and to give an example, would be the kind to tell ash to be extra touchy and kiss her neck when recording a tiktok, but complain about it off camera. it'd leave ash confused, as she's a generally touchy person (especially to those she loves) and would get mixed signals from evie. evie'd complain if ash didn't hug or kiss her in public, but would get annoyed if she was "too cuddly" in private. then, she'd complain that ash would never initiate anything intimate.

evie just found her attractive, and essentially just was in the relationship for status and intimacy. she was very mean to ash, and constantly complained about how slim she was whenever they did anything intimate. ash's lean and essentially skinny, but she never used to have an issue with never being the beefy kind of woman.

ash put up with it for fear of ending up alone. evie made her quite insecure of herself, and also even more clingy; she always tried to do better, and would apologize when she hadn't done anything wrong.