#ascendents

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Astro HOT TAKES 🔥part 2 🔥

🔥 Real life Aries’s are not chaotic fun balls hopping from one rooftop to the next clad head to toe in leather. Aries describes an energy of pursuing things without hesitation, and to see what areas of life they will pursue, you’ll have to check the house that it falls in. (This goes for all the sign caricatures — Capricorn’s with a fifth house stellium will direct their drive into pursuing fun)

🔥 house cusps don’t exist in a goddamn vacuum. Unless you have intercepted houses, you’re first correlated to EVERY OTHER HOUSE. So if I have to read one more post about how my Virgo rising means I prefer lasering people with my beady eyes of pure criticism to actually having a convo, but my gemini mc means my chat game is so fierce I could walk out the library with four new bffls, I might just yeet my leo out of its hidden life in the twelfth house and have a whole dramatic rage storm.

🔥 ascendents do not reflect how you take things emotionally. ascendents do not reflect the first impressions you leave on people. Ascendents are not some mysterious mask that somehow got super glued to your face. Ascendents decide a defining planet and theme that sticks to your life, as well as an innate set of abilities that you have.

🔥 Venus signs, lol, are NOT how you flirt. That’s going to be your mars and mercury working together, as mars is how you pursue things (directly, indirectly, etc), and mercury as that’s how you communicate.

🔥 hold on cause we bout to get real controversial. Imma argue that everyone yelling about geminis being total cheaters are wrong… sort of. I think the real issue is salty Venus/mars aspects, and then if we wanna call out the signs, I’m looking at gemini VENUS and the mutable Mars’s, minus virg and adding LEO.

🔥 ik it’s disappointing bc we all tryna read these posts that are like “the signs in love” and chomp on ice cream and fantasize about being in love, but for most things, you can’t look at one sign. Every person is an exciting lil smorgasbord of planets, signs, houses, and influences, with a funky chart shapes and aspects coming in to wreck it Ralph to our lil buzzfeed style posts. for something as complicated as love, and for someone as unique as every single one of you, I would need to look at the very least your moon, Venus and Mars. Now, this is not going to stop from looking at your mercury and tryna hypothesize your specific snark style, but it will make me hesitate to go that deep stuff without at least a few disclaimers