#ascelin

(or really my ascelin. my son)

WOW SO MUCH HAPPENED IN THIS SESSION BECAUSE APPARENTLY @tatiana-is-a-weird-name ‘S CHARACTER ROWAN GOT US ALL TANGLED UP IN A MURDER INVESTIGATION THAT WE HAVE ONLY 24 HOURS TO SOLVE

AND SO ASCELIN OF COURSE HAD TO GO DEAL WITH THE SKETCHY AS FUCK MAYOR AND HIS FAMILY WHICH WAS STRESSFUL BECAUSE NON-HUMANS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE SO WE’RE USING FAKE NAMES (HES DISGUISED AS ALLISON OF PENZANCE) AND SO IF I HAVE SOME SHIT ROLLS ILL GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoh my god so SOMEHOW i managed to get through all that and here’s what happened

Ascelin gets his unscheduled meeting with the mayor by saying like ‘i have some information on that ‘Tatiana of Koln’’ because the mayor is Not Pleased that she’s interfering with the execution of the two innocent people

Ascelin first has to deal with pompous older son of the mayor who is VERY unhelpful in finding the ACTUAL mayor because Ascelin initially thought he was the mayor and went into his office first

he said ‘his office is next door’ but his office was the MIDDLE door and so Ascelin goes to the one on the right which is his BROTHER’S office and hes very nice and is more helpful in telling Ascelin where his dad’s office is and Ascelin manages to get him to help them all get more information on the case

when he FINALLY gets to the mayors office its full of fucking mounted animal heads and portraits of himself in various poses and its really uncomfortable and they’re just staring at him so hes like Shook

and he’s gotta figure out some straight up lies to tell this mayor to throw him off Rowan’s trail and he believes him and is like ‘damn my agents gave me false information :/// welp anyway information for information what do you wanna know’

Ascelin THEN somehow manages to convince the mayor to hire him as his NEW agent and as a test of loyalty hes gotta MURDER the other agents and keep it on the DL but lets remember HES CURSED SO HE LITERALLY CANT SNEAK AND THEY HAVE LIKE 22 HOURS LEFT TO SOLVE THIS CRIME

OH YEAH ALSO THE MAYOR IS A FAN OF ASCELIN THE BARD AND IS LIKE ‘you look familiar, how do i know you?’ SO “ALLISON OF PENZANCE” HAS TO BE LIKE ‘OH YEAH PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE THAT ONE BARD ASCELIN ALL THE TIME MAYBE THATS IT’ AND HE BUYS IT

SO THATS WHERE ASCELIN IS AND HES GOTTA FIND TWO AGENTS CODENAME ‘TWINKLETOES’ AND ‘LEAR’ AND HES GOT TWO SOLDIERS HE CAN USE CODENAME ‘GODFATHER’ AND ‘SCARFACE’

AND APPARENTLY ‘ALLISON OF PENZANCE’S CODENAME IS ‘ASCELIN’ SO THATS SOME BULLSHIT TOO

S: Streets1. are they street-smart?hes street smart enough to not get murdered in a dark alley but past that? its a toss up

2. would they give money to someone on the streets?maybe a little if he has some on hand

3. have they ever gotten in a fight on the streets?nah hes not one to get into fights like that itd take a lot to incite him to do that

4. has anything happened to them on the streets?nothing really notable no

5. are they cautious when out?not any more than the next person

W: Water1. do they drink enough water?hes gotta hes a performer you cant have a scratchy throat when youre about to go on stage

2. have they learned to swim?he knows how but hes not the best at it like he can keep his head above the water but dont expect him to get anywhere fast

3. do they like to swim?nope

4. can they dive?he would very much prefer not to