“  hey dedue  !!  ”  the male calls  ,  a wide grin hanging on his lips  ,  “  what does one sika say to another sika at the altar  ??  ”  he asks  ,  he’s been going around telling people bad deer puns  ,  but hey  !!  everyone needs a good laugh or groan every once in a while  ,  right  ??

            “  sylvain  ,  i highly doubt that’s how courtship works  ,  ”  dimitri shakes his head  ,  speaking as if he understood how to court someone better than sylvain  (  sylvain probably had years of experience with that  )  .  “  your proposal is appreciated  ,  sylvain  ,  truly . . . but i say  ,  it does lack some finesse  ,  ”  he comments  .  how does he know  ??  he doesn’t  .  he likes to act as if he understood romantic relations  ,  but he’s probably as easily flustered as a young maiden  ,  if the right cards are played  .

(  sms  ;  to : blond undercut  )  i liked the ‘  irresponsible  ’(  sms  ;  to ; blond undercut  )  you need to be more self— aware(  sms  ;  to : blond undercut  )  why’d you correct yourself  ??(  sms  ;  to : blond undercut  )  smh i was gonna tell kusokawa to learn from you