(I do hope this is okay to send in?) "Good evenin', Stitch, is it? I caught wind that you're a real acclaimed tailor. Is that true? If so. Does a professional man such as yourself take commission? Or... Whatever it is called in your industry."
Who have you caught wind from, madam? I damn well know I’m worth more than a few whispers under snot-nosed breath.
Yes. I am the tailor. I take measurements and provide the finest clothing this side of the Universe, perhaps anywhere. However, I don’t do charity for anybody. There is always a price for my work.
Ask away, and I will consider it.











