Who is more likely to raise their voice?
Elle. But that‘s def more of a lack of like volume control than like trying to overpower the convo
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?
Uhhh probably Artie? But like it would have to be a very extreme argument, right?
How often do they argue/disagree?
Often but like not OFTEN? They’re such opposites that they’re always disagreeing a little bit kinda but they’re not like serious.
Who is the first to apologize?
I don't know, neither of them really comes off as people who'd hold on to a fight. So like whoever feels like they should apologize first.
Who has the strangest desires?
Uh probably Artie since he's been REPRESSED
Artie really seems to like it when Elle says rough things, so her I'm guessing??
Is head ever in the equation?
If so, who is better at performing it?
Elle but Artie could be a whole wild card
Artie would def b too worried about consequences!
Who leaves the most marks?
This really could go any way possible fhdh
Who is the more experienced of the two?
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
Roughly how long do they usually last?
Idk man some time. Like Elle for sure knows how to keep the party going
Probably not? They seem v spicy in the bedroom.
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?
They def plan on having kids SOMEDAY
If so, how many children do your muses want/have?
Three! But they’ll probably have a really wildly big fam accidentally.
Who is the favorite parent?
Who is the authoritative parent?
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?
Who goes to parent teacher interviews?
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
Who spends the most time with the children?
Elle, she’s gonna be so obsessed with their kids like in general but also like she doesn’t give as much of a fuck about other responsibilities and is way more likely than Artie to ditch out on them.
Who packs their lunch boxes?
Who gives their children ‘the talk’?
Both of them! Truly the worst moment in each of their children’s lives I’m sure.
Who cleans up after the kids?
Artie but it rubs off on Elle real quick
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Both of them probably but Elle’s love language is physical touch so maybe her a little more
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
Uh idk but I know Elle would probably get bored faster than she’d be uncomfortable
Who gives the most kisses?
What is their favourite non-sexual activity?
Where is their favourite place to cuddle?
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?
How often do they get time to themselves?
They get as much as they want now, I guess. But once they’re married and have kids and dogs and royal responsibilities, probably not that often
Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest?
Do they share a bed or sleep separately?
Currently it’s separate right? Hmm we should discuss the Artelle summer?
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
They both give off wild cuddler vibes
Who talks in their sleep?
Probably Elle? IDK? Does Artie? He’s always stressed
What do they wear to bed?
Elle’s a big t shirt or underwear kind of girl? Does Artie sleep in pajamas?
Are either of your muses insomniacs?
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
Who wakes up with bed hair?
Elle has a lot of hair so like, she does.
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
Most likely is Artie? But hjfkdkd they’re royal so probably neither
What is their favourite sleeping position?
Elle probably sprawls herself over Artie no matter how he lays
Do they set an alarm each night?
Can a television be found in their bedroom?
Who has ridiculous dreams?
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
Idk that’s probably up to Artie
Any routines/rituals before bed?
According to Elle the only routine she’d wanna have b4 bed is sex
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
Who rakes in the highest income?
Are any of your muses unemployed?
Who takes the most sick days?
Elle, not because she’s sick. She just stans playing hooky
Who is more likely to turn up late to work?
Who sucks up to their boss?
Artie’s boss is his dad so
King and princess/music producer fbhdjsk
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?
I think they both love it, right?
Are your muses financially stable?
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?
No one because they aren’t trying but if any of them would, it’d be Elle
Who leaves the toilet roll empty?
Elle, but it’ll be fixed by staff
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?
Elle, she aims for the hamper or whatever but if she misses she’s not gonna like get it
Who forgets to flush the toilet?
Who is the prankster around the house?
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?
Neither? But also they get driven and Elle boards most places
Who answers the telephone?
Who takes the longest to shower?
Artie, Elle has more hair which should take longer,,,but I don’t think she washes her legs
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
How many cars do they own?
Do they own their home or do they rent?
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
Do they live in the city or in the country?
Do they enjoy their surroundings?
Yes, unless Camelot is ASU Canonically stinky as shit
Today it’s Shut Up And Dance by WALK THE MOON
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Text idk? Are they away from each other rn??
Where did they first meet?
Ummmm probably at some royal thing?
Who spends the most money when out shopping?
I don’t know? They don’t seem like excessive spenders but they’re both outrageously wealthy so they probably spend more than a normal person would casually.
Who’s more likely to flash their assets?
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
Elle has ADHD and Dyslexia and Artie has v bad anxiety
Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house?
Idk but Elle would murder spiders in a heartbeat
Do they have any fears for their future?
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
It’s on brand for them both I think?
Who uses up all of the hot water?
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
Who wanders around in their underwear?
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
What do they tease each other about?
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
Do they have mutual friends?
I don’t really know? Elle was more vocal but Artie was gonna ask her out before she got engaged to DJ so 🤷🏽♀️
Any alcohol or substance related problems?
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
