#art squad

Nathaniel: okay

Sorry if it’s OOC,

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Alya: Self care is important take care of yourself before planning murder

Ms. Mendeleev: Don’t burn anything I don’t tell y’all to, you pyromaniacs

Chloé: No No No I want the oil diffuser and the humidifier

Adrien: *stands on planter* I am tall now

Chloé: *pushes backpack out of the way* I AM TALL TO

Chat Noir: Everyone wants to be on drugs

Chat Noir: I would pay Brenden urie to punch me in the face and call me a bitch

Chat Noir: I crave death and friendship

Marinette: I’m over here talking about my nonexistent love life while y’all are sharing memes

Nino: I’m here talking about my nonexistent memes

Alix: I want to sign a petition to make arson legal

Lila: I will burn e v e r y t h i n

Marinette: What time do you go to sleep?

Nathaniel: At 1:00 in the morning like a normal person

Chat Noir: Have you heard the word of our lord thanos car

Ladybug: I wanna know what goes through your head

Chat Noir: Not much honestly

Nino: You wiggle the air and it sounds good

Adrien: He’s on the roof

Nino: R O O F Boi

Marc: I wanna dig a hole too, Nathaniel can I join you?

Marinette: Should I make another batch of macaroons or should I do my hw

Alix: I put on my good crocs for this, what a fucking waste

Alix: *Walks up to group of friends* What’s up fuckers? Guess what I stole?

Rena Rouge: I want to be skilled enough to do a flip off the building

Ladybug: That’s called doing a flip while also killing yourself

Nathaniel: I’m going to YEET myself into the void

Marc: Going in and throwing up inside Victoria’s Secret is never a good thing

Alix: Why not?

Juleka: Don’t draw a pentagram with ranch. It gets moldy, do it with ketchup with the added bonus it looks like blood

Marc: You can’t die if you’ve already killed your self

Ladybug: I swear to god

Queen Bee: Who are you swearing to? God isn’t real

Chloé: Fucking idiot sandwich, fuck you

Lila: Delete what you just said or I will delete your kneecaps

Marinette: Fuck you and your durable fingers

Adrien: Axe body spray is hell in a can

Alix: The purge is just murder Christmas

Nino: Have you heard of Hamilton?

Adrien: I don’t listen to Shakespeare

Alya: This makes me want to stab something

Nino: Please don’t

Alya: That’s not marijuana that’s social anxiety

Queen Bee: Without water you go through “withdrawal symptoms”

Ladybug: Dehydration and withdrawal symptoms are two different things!

Adrien: The best kinds of arguments are the ones you have with your family in the car

Nathaniel: Saying you hate the gays is like saying you hate rainbows

Alya: You better go big because you’re definitely going home

Chat Noir: If I ever got the opportunity to yeet the hulk I would just scream ANGARY SHREK ATTACK

Adrien: You would still loose if you tried to sue your child for not sitting where you want them to, coming from someone who’s dad had tried

Marinette: I would never smoke the devils lettuce

Nino: Life’s what you shape it bud

Adrien: But I can’t shape it, cause I’m a amputee, metaphorically

Ladybug: Whatever you do, DON’T pop the bubble wrap

Chat Noir: DEADLY BUBBLE WRAP

Queen Bee: Right is the same as counterclockwise

Ladybug: Remind me again who gave you a drivers Liscence

Marc: My life is just an accidental cum rag

Rena Rouge: We will all die a deadly death

Nino: A bubble maker is for all ages because everyone loves bubbles

Gabriel: I don’t like bubbles

Nino: HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE BUBBLES?!?!?!?!???

Marinette: It’s like apple juice but different

Alya: Orange juice

Marinette: YES

Adrien: Thats my whole life, slightly better but still bad

Nathaniel: Straight people and their

*shuffles cards*

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My dumb ass stayed up until 1:00 AM last night listening to The Adventure Zone while using a bunch of draw the squad bases to draw more Art Squad shit.