a couple undressing on tv
me: walks away
my dad: that's part of life!
me: no. breathing, eating and sleeping - that's part of life.
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a couple undressing on tv
me: walks away
my dad: that's part of life!
me: no. breathing, eating and sleeping - that's part of life.

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Hamlet: "And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."
Rosencrantz: "My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts."
Hamlet: "Why did you laugh then, when I said 'man delights not me'?"
Rosencrantz: "To think, my lord, if you delight not in men, what Lenten entertainment the players shall receive from you."
- Hamlet, Act 2 Scene 2 Page 13
Me: "I'm not really interested in dating, though by the way you smile you don't seem to believe me."
Other Person: "I didn't say I don't believe you."
Me: " Why were you laughing then, when I said 'I'm not interested in dating'?
Other Person: "I was just wondering, if you're not interested in dating, won't it get boring?"
- fictional reenactment of an aroace and clueless allo conversation (of course, not everyone is like that)
This scene from Hamlet somehow really resonated with me, so I just had to put it up somewhere.
To Hamlet: If you were real, I might want to be friends. (Why am I even saying this to a fictional character...)
To everyone: Your orientation, gender, disability, (mental) illness, etc. deserves recognition, no matter, what other people say. So, keep it up!
Doctor: "Are you currently pregnant?"
Me: *laughing*
Doctor: *looks at me weirdly*
Me (while trying to look as serious as possible): "No, it's ... uh... unlikely."
*just my personal experience