As promised aroace! Todoroki and reader fucking with everyone. Itās short but Iām tired and just wanted to get the thought out there. I might revisit it to give it a little more meat
Warnings:ļæ¼ faked sugar daddy/baby dynamic, purely platonic relationship/qpr
Pairing: platonic! Shouto Todoroki x reader
-Honestly they were just fed up trying to explain their relationship
-Was it really so hard to understand a domestic partnership between two deeply involved people without sex or romance?
-Neither was particularly interested in that and their relationship as it was, was perfectly satisfying to them
-Unfortunately though, even though it wasnāt anyoneās business but theirs, people seemed obsessed with their literally nonexistent sex life and romance
-Why? Who knew
-Certainly not them and it was annoying
-like they kiss him on his check once and suddenly everyone wants to know what itās like dating him
-Making their own assumptions or telling them how horrible it is to deny having a relationship with him when heās clearly head over heals! How could they lead him on?
-And itās like no, just no
-Didnāt say they donāt love him, just that itās not that type of love!
-Heās spotted buying something?
-Clearly a romantic gift for his special someone right?! Itās ok they donāt have to be all proud and secretive!
-Again, no. Just stop it. Please
-Eventually (Yn) got so annoyed, they frustratedly agreed with the outlandish joke an interviewer made assuming theyād get it was sarcastic
-They did not
-And now all of Japan thinks heās their sugar daddy
-And figuring no one, save for some friends, would believe them if they corrected them they just go all the way in on it
-Like not even trying to be subtle about it all out too
-āDaddy, Iām bored!ā āHereās my card Angel, buy yourself something niceā type of unsubtle
-And honestly itās way more fun pretending to be his ditzy play thing then expected
-If people are gonna assume theyāre together why not mess with them?
Every joint interview theyāre sat in his lap making up stories of all the lavish things heās bought them
-Sometimes they letļæ¼ the interviewer make up their own strange story and just run with it adding even more ridiculous details as they go
-Even intentionally starting contradicting rumors and never actually confirming or denying them











