#army fluff

In the eyes of Borknaz’ however, the Warboss’ teef were nothing compared to the technology he got to steal on his mission. He made sure to paint his prize violet, which ensured no one noticed their disappearance.

And one day, him and his boyz disappeared from the War of Dakka.

He was afterwards briefly seen on Armageddon and he seemingly stalked regimens of the Mordian Iron Guard for a few years, raiding supply depots and ships. Several times a Killin’ Krusa wearing his colors (red and purple) was seen tearing through ships of various races (even ork) in the middle of space battles, keeping huge hunks of spacecrafts impaled on its hull.

Then Shirma Primaris, a death world in the foot-fallen parts of the Koronus Expanse, was tamed by the fury of a thousand billion of slapdash weapons, all made up of bits and pieces of both Imperial and Xenos weaponry. In the middle of the Warband, the Big Boss could never be seen, until you heard the roar of his kombi shootah with rokkit-launchah.

Still, there is one report most fascinating about one of these seeings: the “Finkin’ Kap’” Borknaz seems to be wearing was seemingly made of Tau technology parts as well as imperial, but one scout reports to have seen Wraithbone as part of the construct. 

When Lord Inquisitor Eleria Keen (Ordo Xenos, formerly Sanctioned Psyker) laid eyes upon this report, she set out to find the Xeno, but after following his path of destruction along the rim of the Koronus expanse, the trail of the WAAAGH!!! vanished, as if they’d suddenly disapeared into the Warp and never returned.

Yet, by some twist of Fate, as the Lord was pondering the creature’s whereabouts, a full WAAAGH!!! fleet got out of the Immaterium all around her ship, surrounding her.

Along with a simple invitation.

“Kome intah mah ship, whivvut’ weaponz or guards. I’z got a deal for ya.”

Having no choice but comply, she set out, taking with her Lanie, her fellow Vindicare assassin, hoping to decapitate the ork army. Alas, her ploy was swiftly found out by one of the ork’s psyker’s, a weirdboy who could smell the assassins’s presence. However, much to the surprise of the lord, the assassin was not killed. Instead, they were both brought unarmed (and in shackles) to the Warboss. 

He had a simple offer.

“You hummiez know where dah good fights at. From now on, ya say wer’ Borknaz go.”

The offer schocked the Inquisitor at first, but that’s when she noticed that the great hall, full of Orks, was strangely quiet. These orks were still as bestial looking as ever, but they looked to there Boss as if they were looking to an idol.

They could have been pilgrims looking at the golden throne.

The boss seemed to give them... purpose, more than simple brutal enjoyment.

She then remembered the “Finkin’ Kap’” the boss was wearing, and noticed one detail everyone seemed to have forgotten.

The Eldar soulstone well hidden between the bits and pieces of technology, and Eleria’s powers told her it was clearly active, in some way.

Clearly, there was something going on there, but the Inquisitor grinned.

She was the gambling type.

The WAAAGH! was then sent several times to the most terrible places, fighting without asking for any reward, unleashing it’s fearsome experimental firepower and it’s waves of astoundingly cunning and brutal boyz’ on the ennemies of the Imperium. Still, excluding when bellowing his orders and war cries, Borknaz remained the most silent specimen of Ork the Inquisitor was ever given to see. Sometimes, he would even dissappear for weeks, him and some boyz of his choosing nowhere to be found. She could never get out of him what had happened. Everytime, all the boyz and even the ambitious Bosses under his command who took charge for him seemed confident he’d come back, and he always did, and somehow, it was at this point the tide of war turned to support the Imperium. The Ork then disappeared again. He was supposed to make a Warp Jump to a new location, but the Hulk and the Inquisitor’s fleet got separated in the Warp.

Although clearly the orks had nothing to do with it, all that was left of the Inquisitor’s ship when she got out of the Warp, was a space hulk.

The WAAAGH! Was then seen several times helping Imperial forces in their battles, mostly against the forces of Chaos or necrons, showing up at the worst of the conflict with guns blazing and boyz running, as laser rays lay waste to anything standing up, and when he disappears, so does his allies.