#armixis

armixis: pixis was sitting in his home, shirtless when lil shota he man entered

jeanquius: "OH PIXSHEShHHHHHHH" shota man cried out "IM HERE IM QUEER LETS PARTY"

 armixis: "SHHHOOTOTOTOTOTAAA CHILD LET US PARTY THE PARTY OF OUR PEOPLE" pixis cried out, begining to dance around, saggy elderly man breasts shaking about

 jeanquius: "WAIT" the gay shota boy yelled even tho he was totes mesmorized and turned on rn "what will me homo titan boyfriend say about this GASP!!!1"

 armixis: (I ACANT EBVENR) pixis leaned in real close "shushshsush lil shota boy eren mcjagger will never need to know about this" he then started coughing in armins ear bc hes old andhas been dancing a lot

 jeanquius: (MCJAGGER FUCK ME) "im p sure he will know cAUSE HES RIGHT THERE" dun dun dun legout i mean armin spun around, his luscious locks smacking pixishouisnsajk in the face and pointed to aaron jaegermeister who was being a lil homo in the doorway whatever idk

armixis: "wHOAAAAA ERIN JAGERBOMB WHERED U COME FROM" pixis had to ignore the boner he got from heyyeayeayea boy's hair

jeanquius: "i cant physically be away from arM OK" he yelled cause he has anger issues and also a titan bONER cause *j dash voice* DANG SHE FINE (pixshshsh i mean) 'BUT PLS CONTINUE im turned on by old men" *cough* levi *cough*

 armixis: (COUGH LEVI I CNAT) "angry titteen boy you should join in your titayn form so you can put your toe in my anus of yeh so hot toe toe toe so hot toe so hot you cant say no"

jeanquius: (OH MY FUCKNIG GOD CALL 911) "ok SIIIIIIIIIIIR" an eeeeeren bit his hand cause hes p kinky like that and turned into titne and p much killed eveyuone in a 50 mile radius [10:09:42 PM] armixis: (I MCRYING I CANT) so yeh eren blew off armin and pixisses clothes--and skin and stuff but w/e--and they died naked 2gether the end