#arknights shitposts

“ Even today, I can vaguely recall the first time I saw you in Lungmen. You, Blaze, and Ch'en... are all holding onto countless secrets... and I will uncover them one by one. You're willing to exchange secrets? Wait, y-you... it's t-too early for that...! “ Leizi, look. It is precisely what you need for your job. It is given freely. Or do you need to stealthily sneak into archives and seek out secret files yourself for it to be valid?

Nian has good taste in cuisine and I would totally trust her to pick out the restourant for eating out.

Exia on red tile be like “enemies can’t breach your defense line if they never reach it”

I remember comparing Suzuran to a shoujo heroine and now, after seeing a fan translation of her profile. She is a shoujo heroine, to a T.

Hung and Matterhorn - either as cooking buddies or cooking rivals or both.