7 Reasons Why No Oneâs Coming To Your Shows
1) You suck
Maybe youâre just not that good. Sorry. Most bands arenât. Most bands are starry eyed and spend more time bitching about the breaks theyâre not getting than in the rehearsal space tightening their show. Get good first. Record your rehearsals AND your shows. Do you LOVE listening to your live set? If not, then why do you think other people will?
Iâve been in the room with bands who listen back to their shows recorded from the board and they actually hear how shitty they sounded. How off key they sang. How the bassist missed the bridge. How the harmonies were off. But they pass it off as a bad board mix. This is sad. Get your shit together. Double your rehearsal schedule and double your at home practice time.
You do not deserve to be paid if you suck. Thatâs what all these musicians who bitch about how little they are making at live shows miss. Maybe theyâre making nothing because they deserve to be paid nothing.
Stop making me pay to see your shitty band!
If you charge me $10 to come see you suck Iâm going to be pissed and never pay again.
People tell me they hate live music. It hurts my soul to hear this. Live music can be spiritual. But too often itâs a chore. A burden. A favor. Because bands donât take performing seriously enough to rehearse.
2) You Play Out Too Damn Often
Even if your favorite band played your city every week, you wouldnât go see them. You wouldnât make it a priority because you could always just âcatch the next one.â
If youâre great, you can charge a ticket price and people will happily pay.
Spread Out Your Shows
I recommend scheduling one big local show every 6-8 weeks. This gives you proper time to promote the show and get some good buzz going.
3) Itâs Not An Event
You are not going to get a music reviewer to care about a 4 band bill show on a Wednesday night. You should turn every show into an EVENT. By spreading your shows out, you actually can come up with a theme and title for each show and make it a fun, talked about event.
Title Your Shows
I once organized and played a show in Minneapolis (when I was living there) called âThe Unknown Order.â I got together 3 other buzzing bands in the city (none of whom had sold out the acclaimed 800 cap Varsity Theater for any show prior). The idea behind the show was that 10 minutes before the first band started, the emcee would pick a name out of a hat and that would be the first band to play. No one (not even the bands) knew the order of the acts for the evening. After each band finished, the emcee picked another name.
The idea was to get everyone to the club at the start of the show and to put all bands on an equal level â no headliners or openers. The show sold out 10 minutes after doors opened and about 200 people got turned away.
4) You Arenât Selling Advance Tickets
You always want to try to have advance tickets setup so you can encourage people to buy them and COMMIT to your show. Make them cheaper than the actual door price (if the venue allows this). If you can get hard tickets printed out, try to sell them or ask the local music stores to sell them. It gives people a fun activity to go pick up tickets to your show. But donât pay to play! Donât work with shady promoters who give you 50 tickets to sell and if you donât, you have to pay the difference. This is different. This is working with the venue/promoter to have a packed show.
5) You Think The Venue Will Promote
So many bands believe itâs the venueâs responsibility to do 100% of the promotion for their show. Just getting a show listed on a popular venueâs calendar will not bring people out. You canât expect venues to promote every show â they just have too many! If 4 bands play their club every night, 6 nights a week, thatâs 24 bands (or 6 shows) a week. Similar to how if you played every week people (even your hard core fans) would stop caring, the venueâs loyalists arenât going to come out every night of the week, or even most nights.
Venues put effort into the shows they know they can sell. If youâre unestablished and unknown why should they put their efforts into promoting you. Once you pack their club, the NEXT time you play, I bet theyâll put a bit more effort into promoting your show â like maybe announcing it on Facebook. Iâm sure youâll at least get a Tweet!
6) You Rely Solely On Facebook
People are tired of Facebook events. They get too damn many from too many friends theyâve lost touch with. Of course, Facebook can be a great tool to add to your promo efforts, but it canât be the ONLY tool you use. Hit the promo from all angles: social media, print posters and flyers, press, radio, sponsorships (like local wine or beer companies are perfect). Inviting all your friends to a Facebook event is only step one.
Print up physical promo materials such as posters and flyers. We live in such a digitized world that receiving an invitation in the physical world is awfully refreshing, especially if itâs given to you by a friend.
7) You Arenât Going Out Into The World
Weeks leading up to any big show make sure to go out more often. Hit up local shows, big shows, bars, birthday parties that you normally wouldnât end up attending. Anything. J ust get out and talk to more humans in the physical world. It will inevitably come up that youâre a musician (or if they know you they will ask you when your next show is) and you can whip out a flyer and personally invite them.
Donât be sleazy about it. You can do it in a conversational manner. A personal invitation in person is incredibly effective. Having a professional looking flyer legitimizes the show. You could even follow up with them with a personal Facebook message, email or text message a couple days before the show to remind them (and it wonât seem completely out of the blue).
Step one is to be great, but if you are great then you deserve to play in front of packed houses! Hopefully these 7 steps help bring you closer to a full-time music career.
Thursday, January 23, 2014 Â by Ari Herstand
Ari Herstand is a Los Angeles based DIY musician and the creator of Ariâs Take.