My momma always told me that I'm not phunny... but her, Valerie Solanas & my papí, Candy Darling will always & foreva tell everyone that I am tragimatically, horrendously & nefariously FUNNY LOOKING! !! I am taking my 3rd #standupcomedy class. I have taken one at @arcadecomedy in 2014, but quit. When I say quit, I had a nervous breakdown. Which had nothing to with #standup or #arcadecomedytheater I love & adore both. I also started to take one at @secondcitychitc in 2015, but got evicted because someone didn't like that I didn't like @barackobama policies. So they called the SS on me. So I hitched hiked back to #Cleveland #ohio #clevelandohio on a @greyhoundlines bus to my adopted mom. Who adopted me when I was a baby & the Kingsburys got me plastic surgery to make me look like the horrible monster I am today. So now I'm back at @secondcityhollywood in #hollywood on #hollywoodblvd to take a #standupclasses which I will complete, but transfixed in the realities of myselves in this shared samsara in a dream of a sleeping preggers cat, in a box, under a bed. It is taught by a woman, which means I'll stay. Not that I'm looking for sexual relations, it's cause I'm a misandrist & loathe men, it maybe cause i relate to #women better than #men. I mean my chromosomes are XXY, I ain't afraid of my genes made by @chanelofficial @lanebryant & @hottopic, I'm still mad at #hottopic for not having anything by #rozzwilliams but I digress, anyhoodle. You've all heard this before I will not quit STAND UP CLASS again,I know,I know, I know I'm an #improv #improvholic iph my comedy hero @hollylaurent can do #standupcomedy so can i.NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER! !! DESTROY THE CONTROL MACHINES, DESTROY THE CONTROL IMAGE! !!In Neva Boyd, I give thanks,just like the tat of the #delclose quote on my arm"life is a slow Harold! Love, DEL CLOSE"I'm in the later half of the second beat of my my life's Harold in a dream of a sleeping preggers cat, in a box, under a bed as I eat garlic spaghetti with pickles,peanut butter & mayonnaise malaise in orange cremé sauce with pickles. #kingsburywine #youngdrunkandhip #thomasbowersdidntkillhimself #truthbomb #bebest #boredbytheyoungdulledbyold (at Second City Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9hxtE8pKAu/?igshid=18jlq7wlbsuv4
