Roast saber,rin,and shirou
this is the last one bc I am HEXHAUSTED
I am legally not allowed to roast Saber bc she’s the king and if I do she will come to my house and kick my ass and make me thank her for it. I have literally no way of roasting Rin because besides her absolute and ALARMING lack of chill, which she is fully justified in, she has no flaws and she’s baby
Shirou though? Dumbass nerd bottom bitch. Hoe ass is iNCAPABLE of topping on ANYTHING and has 0 braincells, if you hit his head it sounds HOLLOW my god he’s fucking stupid and also has no survival instincts and constantly goes around pissing of mages and Servants who could literally turn him into a little browns tain on theg round oh my fucking GOD SHirou hwo arey ou even ALIVE you stupid twink









