#arachnoquake

A fear of spiders is one of the most common phobias that people have (technical term: arachnophobia). Even normally fearless individuals can be reduced to quivering wrecks by the sight of a tiny house spider lurking in the bathtub, and even those of us who don’t have a terror of all things eight-legged would admit that it’s pretty unnerving to see a spider dangle from a web in front of your face…

I don't, I don't, I can't even describe this film:

Arachnoquake

Blind albino giant super poisonous tarantulas released into the Louisiana bayou and New Orleans by an earthquake.

There are about to be some halfassed spoilers because I highly do not recommend

I can already envision @mythopoeticlicense screaming like this:

Tbh syfy channel this not your finest 86 minutes despite the surprisingly high-end production.

Please stop killing off the non-white people.

Oh, and the people with medical conditions.

Why is the high school girls team coach got grumpy 'teenage' kids that are about 5 years younger than their dad?

Hang on, asthmatic biology teacher mom is not dead!

30yr old slacker fuckboi tour guide and his sister Baywatch babe tour guide now racing a boat down the river away from Spider Queen

Oh, asthmatic mom has copped it due to running out of emergency diver air tank (her puffer had run out)

But wait! Grumpy daughter doing CPR

Slacker fuckboi in diving get up, surprisingly accurate shot given that dumb helmet, psycho cajun chicken farmer escaping from the military viewing zone to back him up.

Oooh he's got a grenade launcher.

Queen spider not impressed

Revius at Night: #Zombeavers / #Area51 / #Arachnoquake

Situación: horas de la madrugada, sentado frente al televisor sin nada específico que ver o hacer, nos ponemos a hacer zapping buscando algo con lo que pasar el rato / la caña / etc. Es una instancia que, pese a la cada vez mayor relevancia de los servicios de streaming, aún no se ha ido de nuestras vidas, especialmente porque es una hora donde podemos encontrar en la programación del cable una…

‘The world will quake in fear’

Arachnoquake is a 2012 American made-for-television horror film directed by prolific Griff Furst (I Am Omega; Wolvesbayne; Mask Maker; Lake Placid III; Swamp Shark) from a screenplay by Eric Forsberg (Ghost Shark; Mega Piranha; Snakes on a Train) and Paul A. Birkett (Night Wings; Haunted High; Hellhounds).

The Active Entertainment production premiered on the Syfy…

Bad TV Movies ran out of things to fuse sharks with.