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Ed, has been retired for years: Hey Mustang this guy is giving me trouble
Roy, mobilizing an army: I don't play favorites, as is my duty as the Fuhrer of this country, but if you lay one finger on Edward Elric or his family I will personally end you
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Al: How to leave a table without being rude?
Roy: Eat the table
Maes: Good advice
Roy: What does keyed mean
Ed: Like when you get a key
Ed: And you scraaaaaape it along the car
Ed: So it leaves a big line
Ed: Messes up the paint job
Roy: OH I once keyed a dude's car
Alphonse: Someone tell my cat hair isn't food
Roy: Hair is food
Maes: Anything is food if you don't care about survival
Roy: What's a one syllable word I can use to describe love
Al: wuv
Roy: No
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Major Armstrong: Any word can be used to describe art as long as it's evocative of something about the artwork
Al: *licks art in a museum* Tasty
Major Armstrong: Exactly
Ed: Hey I can't really breathe and my heart's beating really fast?
Multiple parental figures: We knew you were bad at emotions but this is taking it a little far. You're having a panic attack.
Ed: Oh thank goodness. I thought it had something to do with this knife in my stomach.
Roy, tracking down Winry: my kid wants to make a bird house with our hands I need your finest automail hands please
Winry: here's your birdhouse!
Roy: aw thanks!
Winry: :) * presses a button *
The birdhouse: *deep-fries the bird*
Winry: Ed taught me how to do that
