#apprenticeofthebat

so like i’m a vigilante trying to help with gal in a car that’s trapped in sewage??? lucky it didn’t enter the car but once free instructions were wait to give ya report to police .

well the lady sped off with me and other vigilantes and people in the car

Essentially kidnapped and i was very politely asking

GO BACK ,WHY ARE WE GOING!?

and she is like

NO THEY WILL MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!! I WONY SURVIVE

So me and the others just let her take us to where she wanted to go , turns out she was part of a very very sketchy detention centre that’s obviously done something to her .

Though she doesn’t have the guts to go in yet she drives past it which got the attention of the -hero- of the detention centre with a cheese car that defies laws of physics and went UNDER OUR CAR.

Soon though after a small chase i convinced the women to go the detention centre we will sort things out.

Being the little shit i am when she turns around also cause apparently i’m Batman’s new apprentice , i put a tracker in the car activate it then phase out the car holding onto rope and starts board surfing behind it and whenever me cheese hero gets close i was like.

Sup sir?

Cheese man : What are you doing? are you alright?

Of course! how are you?

Cheese man: concerned...who are you? where are ya going?

I’m Wraith! we’re going to the detention centre! know it??

And like continue conversation with him getting more annoyed as we eat into the centre and park.

The interactions little blurry there intilll the dude started to get huffy and trying to pull authority on me and i was like .

Ya can’t tell me what to do!!

Cheese man: I’m older than you and this is my centre! -puffs up chest in intimidation -

Hah! i’m with Batman think that shit works on me? ya think ya scary?

Cheese man; Scarier than Batman and better now leave ! you did your job deleviring the girl now ya done

OH YEAH!? I TOOK DOWN BATMAN THINK YA CAN DO THAT!?

There’s stun silence as the cheese man and kids look at me

Cheese man: Your lying

Me: smiles and holds up communicator - i’ll call him

CallsBatman who was ready to scold me before i explained things then put him on speaker

Batman: It’s true , when we first met we fought 1 on 1 full skill set and power , she won

With so much pride and clearly smirking as he watches through security cameras as Cheese man pales then all the kids just like start cheering and giving me high fives and i got nose hopped by a 5 year old which wtf why are you in a detention centre!?

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