Folks, I screwed up, big time. Men in black at my domicile.
They said hello and read some old ass bible passage. EVERYONE knows I'm a man of god, this made me suspicious immediately.
Then they started talking about witnesses. This shit had my heart pumping like I was on 150mg of amitriptyline. What kind of fucking witness? An eyewitness?
Needless to say, I wasn't going to take any chances. This Applebee's situation had me fucked up, and I'm not gonna be intimidated by the FBI.
Ran for the kitchen and grabbed a knife. Started running on all fours, through the hallways, into the street, squealing like a pig at Babylon.
I think I scared those government boys good enough.