#apologize4nothing

Because...

The need compels us every man at some time in his life unfortunately became a sexual camel, forced to subsist for months at a time on scant and obligatory sexual encounters. I say stay sharp. 

People always say men cheat because they can. It's easy to cheat, that part is true. There's so little evidence left behind. The checklists are easy —you have to wash here and there, you have to enlist the sympathy of the woman you are fucking, you have to control your time and select your venue. But by and large, infidelity is remarkably easy to hide. More often than not —more often than any man will admit —there is absolutely no consequence. So yes, that freedom exists. A man can.

Is monogamy a deception?

Women work extremely hard to ignore you.

If a woman says she is fine ask her about her well being once more after that you're off the hook and she is just being a pain in the ass!

Never allow a woman to make you feel bad about wanting a blowjob daily! 

When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter what you cannot have less sex with her.

Threesomes are blessings, the man who has had two women go down on him rarely sits around feeling sorry for himself. 

When women ask which outfit they should wear — just pick one already, who cares— but expect them to go with the one you didn't choose.

The whole toilet seat down is bullshit merely another method of control!

Yes, all women want dessert and for you to order for them sometimes just don't ask.

Attempting to understand women is pointless just listen and nod.