#aphrares

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you 

How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN

“Their” song: A Thousand Years by Christina Perri, duh.

Who does more housework: Aphrodite; But even then, they have servants to do it for them. More often than not, she’ll drag in Deimos and Phobos to help; Who complain the whole time, and ask why dad doesn’t have to help… Which will, in turn, force Ares to do the vacuuming and pout. 

What couple cosplay they should do: Clintasha LOL

Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Aphrodite. Ares pulled her into his lap and cuddled her.

Who hogs the blankets at night: Ares. 

What they fight about: It’s usually along the lines of Ares refusing to get off his lazy ass and mow the lawn like Aphrodite asked; Or Ares’ insisting that he doesn’t need to call his mother, he did that last week…

Who has more Facebook friends: Aphrodite. Social butterfly. 

Aphrodite: Oh, you know. The way his eyes light up whenever he looks at food. Gets me every time!

Ares: ... 

Aphrodite: What?