#aph julius caesar

rome and caesar: bro time

Romulus: yes Caesar?

Julius Caesar: why haven't you had your first shave yet like your brother, you are twins are you not?

Romulus: Well you see Caesar. I'm told it is to protect me... or rather the republic

Julius Caesar: ...

Romulus: It's because im stupid Caesar. I made a capital mistake when I was like fourteen. Wearing it is part of my punishment. So I dare not forget.

Julius Caesar: They thought you needed a dayly reminder?! You are way to old to wear one. Are you not serving in the ranks of vilites?

Romulus: yes Caesar for centuries. I've died many times for the republic... totally would do it again.

Julius Caesar: It is a crime you haven't been promoted. Who took and placed your brothers bulla at the altar, Romulus?

Romulus: Ehmn... that was his consul.

Julius Caesar: Than it would be my pleasure to do the honours

Romulus: you freaking mean that?!

Julius Caesar: Only if that's ok with you

Romulus: You serious?!? Id love that!

Remus: Yes Caesar 😅

Julius Caesar: When I said wrap her up in something nice...

Remus: 😂Pffffttttt sorry... yes?

Julius Caesar: A carpet, really?

Remus: Ohh come on that was funny

Julius Caesar: It's not funny

Remus: It's a beautifull carpet, you just lack good taste. Anyway, you should have been more specific.

Julius Ceasar: YES! I need you to do something

Remus: I'm listening

Julius Ceasar: I want you to bring over Cleopatra and introduce me to her

Remus: Ceasar no

Julius Caesar: Caesar yes

Remus: Ughh no... She is married

Julius Caesar: To her brother, that doesn't count. I can't be bothered by such formalities and neither should you. Besides... he got it coming.

Remus: Why me?

Julius Caesar: How can I trust this on anyone else? You are SO good at what you do.

Remus: At times I truly HATE my job

Julius Caesar: Wrap her up in something nice

Rome: it's that time of year agaian, the memorial of my strong emperor, Julius Caesar!

Gaul: ew.

Britannia: ugh, not him again.

Rome: What?? Everyone loved him.

Scandia: especially the ones who stabbed him~.

Rome: shut up.

Germania: he was as annoying as you.

Rome: Stop making fun of him! He's an amazing person, right Greece?

Ancient Greece: ... I don't really care...

Ancient Egypt: he indoctrinate Cleopatra... I loath him...

Rome: he did not! Why don't you guys like him? The Romans liked him!

Britannia: yeah, well that's because he's your leader. He did nothing but conquer us-

Rome: and made me bigger and stronger!

Gaul: that is not good for us, you idiot.

Rome: who ever said that it's good for you~?

Britannia and Gaul: I will hurt you.

Julius Caesar: Oh, hi Rome.

Rome: JULIUS!! What are you doing here????

Britannia: UGH! You again?!?!?

Julius Caesar: I just came to say hi, that's all. But it's pretty weird how people celebrate my death more than my birth date....

Rome: birth date...?

Julius Caesar: do you even remember when I was born?

Rome: ..... veeeee~

Britannia: don't go your grandson on us, you idiot!

Gaul: your death was probably more entertaining than your birth~

Britannia: we should commemorate by acting like dead Caesar!