â...but there was a large cooler in the execution chamber.â
âI did see the outside of the cooler!â
âThe lid wasnât particularly accessible, though.â
â âs that the thing you, like, totally told me not to see?â
âYeah.â
âIs this regarding the tasteless disposal of empty shells?â
âThatâs sure one way to put it.â Not exactly wrong, though. Especially the tasteless part.
âThe cooler was full of dead bodies.â
âDead...â
âBodies?! Like, who?!â
âWho do you THINK it was, MORON?!â
âIt was everyoneâsans Aidan, of courseâwho died in this game.â
âKokoro included.â
âAnd thatâs supposed to PROVE her file wasnât FAKE?â
âBy itself? Maybe not. But not only was her body in the cooler...â
â...it was mixed in with the other victims taken off life supportâbetween the fourth case victims at the bottom and the fifth case victims at the top.â
âIn other words, Miss Tanukihara logically would have died at the same time as them, been disposed of at the same time...â
â...and stayed put.â
I nod.
âI didnât exactly crawl into the cooler to take fingerprints, so I canât prove all the bodies were exactly who they seemed to be...â
â...but preparing fake corpses to use like that, including where her own body would end up if she didnât receive the motive vote, is kind of overkill, donât you think?â
âSo you mean the masterdudeâs seriously Kokoro...â
âAnd sheâs just, like, legit dead?!â
âAnd most certainly not by her own hand, as some fools have suggested.â
âThen MONOCHAP killed her?â
âIf sheâd already designated an heir to control the game after her, then what would be the point of making a fairly easily confused robot do it instead? Just to confuse us for a final trial that she had no reason to expect?â
â......â
âBesides, Mister Monochaperone couldnât be considered the culprit. This trial is only taking place because a student committed the murders in question.â
âYet he could be considered merely an instrument of the culprit, correct?â
âOkay, not sure what that means cuz I donât think you mean, like, drums.â
âBut why would she make Monochap kill her and then, like, not even bring her back? Totally wack.â
âWhy hold this game at all, for that matter?â
âKind of hard to look that deeply into the mastermindâs head after sheâs died...â
âBut one of us knew her a little better than the rest. Maybe we should ask her co-conspirator.â
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I nod at the single door past Tsunyashaâs podium.
âIâm sure we all saw at least some of the execution props next door.â
âLike MJâs cliff ân stuff?â
âRight. Even aside from what weâve already seen used...â
â...it looked to me like executions were prepared for all of us. Including the young masters.â
âSo WHAT, I look like the type to EMBRACE his own EXECUTION?â
âYouâre much more the type to flee it.â
âAre you CALLING me a COWARD?â
âYes, of course.â
âPerhaps youâd care to face down my blades to prove otherwise?â
âNo blade-facing!!â
âMiss Kogamino, if you could continue...â
âI would love to.â
I clear my throat, as if it will instantly shift the energy of the room back where it was supposed to be. It has yet to work after all these months, but still worth a shot. I just up my volume a little instead.
âI say we all had one prepared because theyâre pretty clearly tailored to our talents.â
The room at least goes quiet in thought for a second.
âA greenhouse for the Gardener...â
âA plane for Aidâs thing...â
âYou can always just say ATC if you're wanting to save yourself a few syllables.â
âAnd then a âcountry westernâ for the Country Music Artist...â
I think it even referenced a specific song of hers, but heck if I can keep all her lyrics straight.
âAnd PENS and PAINTBRUSHES for the next guy, very fun, very exciting.â
âNOT!â
Why are you even talking?
âAnd finally a mochi hammer for Miss Kurokame.â
âThe pattern... certainly holds.â
âAnd there were a lot more props and backdrops back there than the ones we saw in action. A backpack for Arthur, an 8-ball for me...â
â.....â
âP sure I saw some messed-up gym stands or something.â
I assumed those were hers, yeah. Not going to think much harder about it.
âBut you say there were props for all sixteen of us? Young masters included?â
âRight. And the funny thing is...â
âTwo of the props that hadnât been used during the game were less dusty than the rest.â
âImplying that they were handled more recently...â
â...despite not appearing in the executions we... were made to watch, correct?â
âLike, I guess you could totally horse around here if youâre that bored?â
âTotally jank kinda playground, though.â
âOf all the items here, I doubt the young master felt like playing with a gurney and a slab of concrete.â
âGREAT, so itâs something MEDICAL.â
âSounds more like KAICHIâS execution than MINE, donât you THINK?â
âAs if any of these whelps can be said to think.â
âWeâve already given plenty of reasons that Kaichi wasnât the mastermind.â
âIf you want to claim he was the heir, then that still wouldnât clear you of your role.â
âBecause of the slab of concrete?â
âRight.â
âEven if âsomething medicalâ could apply to multiple students, the point of a single slab of concrete is a lot more limited.â
âThereâs totally no construction dudes here.â
âAnd if it was intended for me, I should think...â
â...a greater distance traveled... would be involved.â
âRight. This wasnât any sort of path. Sidewalk material, but not leading anywhere...â
âA pretty prime spot for some chalk art, wouldnât you think?â
âFor what, a CHILD? I need a LOT of surface for MY projects, thank you very much.â
âWhen did I provide the dimensions? All I said is it wasnât a path.â
âI INVESTIGATED the same ROOM, you know.â
Well. Canât prove he didnât see it just a bit earlier.
âSo the theory, I presume, is that the mastermind and heir arranged for their own recorded âexecutionsâ just prior to the game starting, or even shortly after it started...â
â...so that they wouldnât have to worry... should they feel the need to be killers in the game.â
âWait, so they, like, already died? Again? How many timesâs Kokoro bought it now?!â
âFool. Clearly it was merely a spectacle rather than another true death.â
âCan you people at least DECIDE whether or not the young master was FINE with dying or not?!â
âThey FAKED it, they DIDNâT fake it, they FAKED it againââ
âUGH!â
âMore than faking their executions, test runs of the execution chamberâs capabilities in general would make just as much sense.â
âAnd only the ones who put this game together from the start could have come down here to make these preparations.â
âWell, Ichiriki? Do you have a better explanation for all this?â
â......â
Weâve had all sorts of responses to being cornered in trial. Exactly what someone with control over Monochap could do...
âWhat ELSE could you mean? You think the MASTERMIND is already DEAD?â
âIt would be rather difficult for an unbound soul to run a âgameâ of this sort.â
âCan I please make my actual point.â
âYes, absolutely.â
Better launch into it before someone interrupts again.
âWe canât assume we didnât see the young master die.â
âWe...â
â...â
âOkay, dude, âs too many noâs in one sentence. Whatâre we saying?â
â...â
âThe young master may be someone who appeared to die?â
âRight.â
âAfter all, Aidanâs sitting right there.â
He waves.
âOn a SCREEN. That doesnât PROVE he really DIED.â
âIf anyone cared to view my x-rays, there is sufficient proof I was involved in a large-scale accident consistent with what I assume appeared on-screen.â
She heaves a sigh. âYou mortals are truly fragile things.â
âI canât claim to know exactly what went down, but multiple students here suffered lethal trauma.â
âYet one of them is back with us, and the rest apparently diedâagainâin very quick succession, according to their Monofiles.â
âThose murders are the whole basis of this trial, remember?â
âKay, so we got Aid and we got some super-extra-dead people. Totally still donât get how Iâm wrong, though?â
âTheyâre only âextra deadâ because they'd been brought back in the first place.â
âSo we canât assume the young master didnât die, because they had a way to preserve themself if the worst happened.â
âMeaning the MASTERMIND doesnât HAVE to be one of us six.â
âIt just makes more SENSE if it is.â
âBasically.â As much as we can hope for anything about this to make sense.
Kanagi groans.
âMan, that makes it way harder to, like, guess.â
âIâm still not planning on guessing.â
âThatâs right!â
âWeâll just have to rely on other criteria for elimination, unfortunately.â
âWhile some sensible alternatives have already been proposed, Iâm afraid Iâve found no sort of proof of anyoneâs...â
â...pre-game... socioeconomic statuses.â
You might be less exhausted if you picked words with fewer syllables.
âSo-zee...â
â...you know what, itâs whatevs.â
âAnd the âfollowing the rulesâ angle could be faked pretty easily, if itâs not a central moral issue for you.â
âWhich, again, would be difficult to find proof for.â
âNot to mention, you lot seem quite fond of breaking even your own rules...â
âThus the reason one such as myself is necessary.â
â.......â
âWhy canât we just SOLVE this like all the OTHER murders?â
âWeâve already discussed how useless having a timeframe is.â
âAnd trying to get into motives is just asking for random accusations.â
âAnd, like, we totally said no weapons, either, right?â
âAnd what about the METHOD?â
âUnplugging a machine? I should think...â
â...anyone would be capable of that much.â
Ichiriki just scream-sighs.
âBut thereâs much more to this trial than the second death of the victims!â
âIf this concerns the identity of the one who brought us here and ran the game, there are many more âmethodsâ we could discuss.â
âAnd you suggest what, precisely? Starting at the very beginning?â
âOf the young masterâs actions, that is. You fools would struggle to comprehend a âbeginningâ for one such as myself.â
We struggle to comprehend you, thatâs for sure.
âWe have to start somewhere. Makes as much sense as anything to me.â
âThe beginning of our time here...â
âI... hope I can recall useful details after so long.â
âLike, seriously, dude.â
âTotally feels like weâve been here for, like, ten years.â
âIt hasnât been that long...â Yet.Â
But itâs never going to be, because weâll find our way out of here today. Letâs get started.
âBefore we call this point dead in the water, thereâs one more angle we should look at.â
âMaybe Monochap only serves one young master at any given moment...â
â...but what if that title can be passed down?â
âWHAT, like GENETICALLY?â
âSTUPIDEST thing I ever HEARD!â
âYouâre the one who said it, though?â
Ichiriki gestures wildly in my direction. Iâm glad Iâm a couple stands away.
âBut it was HER idea!â
âNo, what you said was very much not my idea.â
âYes, weâve already covered the topic of an entire history of killing games.â
âIâd prefer we... didnât return to it.â
Yeah, no more backtracking here than necessary, please.
âInstead of anything that needs to be familial...â
â...could the mastermind have designated someone to inherit the âyoung masterâ title upon their death?â
âIt seems likely that the person responsible... would have at least considered the necessity... of some such thing.â
âEspecially being one of the very participants of the killing game.â
âAnd how, pray tell, would they determine which of you worms was fit for such a thing?
âIÂ certainly wouldnât trust any of this lot.â
âThey had plenty of research on all of us, at least as far as the student profiles go.â
âThey could've even known someone before the game, though I donât think thatâs anything we could prove.â
âAnd HOW would that CHANGE anything?â
âKNOWING you people BETTER would make me trust you LESS!â
âSounds like a you problem, dude.â
âBut if we canât prove that the mastermind may have known and trusted a, er... accomplice?... ahead of time...â
â...how could we prove this theory at all?â
âIâm sure you pathetic whelps could âproveâ it just as well as youâve proven much of anything today.â
âGee, sorry this trialâs a little less tidy than solving a single incident.â
âHard proof would... certainly be difficult, yes.â
âBut as with the rest of this trial... circumstantial evidence and arguments are a lot more convincing once enough of them have been stacked up, donât you think?â
âThen what circumstantial proof do we have?â
Proof that the young master title could've been passed down... There has to be something.
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âThatâs rightâKokoro was the only case where we werenât able to inspect the body right away.â
âWhich means WHAT, exactly?â
âAny number of things... could have been removed from her person in the interim, I suppose?â
âUh, like what?â
âDude, was Koko packing heat, too?!â
âI guess anythingâs possible...â
âThereâs also...â
â....â
â...the fact that we donât know exactly how student IDs are deactivated after death. The lull in time...â
â...could have at least been used... to ensure we wouldnât find anything on her ID.â
âRight, since the mastermind would have had access to additional functions.â
âSo you think she PLANNED to die for that motive?â
âShe wouldnât have an EXCUSE to delay investigation for any of the OTHERS!â
âIâm certain a sinner of the necessary caliber could devise other reasons.â
âA worse fire, perhaps...â
âOr a chemical spill or something.â
â.....â
That wasnât aimed at you, sorry.
I canât decide how much of that to voice before Kanagi jumps in.
âLike, what about the other one, then?â
âOther what?â
âThe other USEless, VAGUE comment!â
âBlah blah DECEPTION? That ring any BELLS?â
âAh, the... games of deception, yes...â
âOh? Moreso than all you pathetic mortals so love to play?â
âOh, right!â
âWeâre talking about poker specifically, right? Sheâd mentioned that to me, too. Didnât really focus on the deception part, but...â
âMy dude, I donât really play cards, but Iâm p sure poker doesnât make you, like, kill people.â
âThatâs not quite the argument weâre making.â
âPerhaps more along the lines of...â
â...a reason the young master would participate in their own death game at all?â
âIt makes little sense to me, but I suppose if youâre the type to be thrilled by disguising the contents of your hand...â
âLike, Iâm pretty sure Eats was thrilled by mystery stuff too, though?â
âMysteries where heâs outside the situation, in full control of what happens.â
âI canât say he didnât seem excited to be part of a game...â
â...but I wouldnât consider him more suspicious than Kokoro as far as that point goes.â
The conversation finally lulls. Is that all the points we brought up? Hard to keep track, even with so few of us left to make them.
â......â
But a loud âa-HEMâ interrupts before I can worry for long.
âSo weâre just GOING AHEAD and VOTING for Kokoro because a COUPLE things MIGHT make sense?â
âWell, itâs not as though you lot can rely on your own full knowledge of the worlds.â
âI donât feel as though... weâre likely to have much in the way of... direct evidence, either.â
âStill not liking this, dudes.â
âIt doesnât matter if SOME of us donât LIKE it. It all comes down to a MAJORITY VOTE, doesnât it?â
âThe wording of the rules isnât quite so succinct. But at least so far as the execution portion is concerned, yes.â
âI guess so.â
Is that all, then? Do enough of us agree? Should we agree? Everything weâve found feels circumstantial, but thatâs still about all we can rely on.
I donât know if Iâm satisfied with this answer, but... Weâve narrowed things down. I really do think more points to Kokoro than Itsurou.Â
So... Is this it?
Iâm just about to say so when another voice cuts in.
âTheyâre personalized mini-tablets, basically! Just so you donât accidentally run off with someone elseâs, Iâve made sure they display the ownerâs given name at startup!â
Thatâs right! If we can just get her to hand over her ID...
â...Tsunyasha.â
âWhat?â
âMonochap gave you a student ID like everyone else, right?â
âIndeed.â
âSeeing as such an unholy creature was responsible, thereâs no reason you couldnât part with yours for a minute, right?â
âB-but I...!â
âSurely hers will show the same profiles as ours do?â
âI donât believe mine showed my own true talent from the start.â
I shake my head and turn back to Tsunyasha.
âHumor me?â
âIs that any way to ask a favor of the holy one herself?â
âLook, dude, can we please just see the thing?â
â âS not like you need it, anyway, right? With your holy owl-knowing ân stuff.â
âHmph. I suppose.â
Finally, Tsunyasha sweeps around the circle of podiums to hand her ID over... to Kanagi.
âSweet, thanks!â
â....â
âUhhhh whatâm I doing again?â
âJust restart it and see what happens.â
â âKay.â
After eventually locating and nearly dismembering the power button, Kanagi taps her foot and stares at the screen until its light hits her face again.
âWhatâs it say?â
Beside her, Ichiriki, whoâs pretty well able to read over anyoneâs shoulder he wants, heaves a massive sigh.
âLooks like âKiiko Senadeâ to me.â
âSo, like, was she taking notes just now, orrr...â
âMonochap. Remind us what our electroIDs display when we turn them on?â
âOh, um...!â
âThat would be the ownerâs given name...â
â!â
â...â
âSo regardless of whoâs ready to admit what, all the evidence points to Tsunyasha coming to Apex Academy as the Super High School Level Kuroko. Not any sort of assassin.â
âIn other words, this entire RIDICULOUS tangent was to say thereâs no REASON to think the weirdo would decide to POISON people.â
âOf course not. One with my skill has no need to resort to such cowardly tactics.â
Masterful selective hearing for sure, but I wonât complain if it saves me a knife to the face.
âYouâre the one who was whining about a lack of hard evidence, Ichiriki.â
âUGH!â
He casts his capelet over his shoulder in a huff, is apparently even less pleased with it this way, and proceeds to wrestle it like a cat until itâs roughly back in the same spot. Kanagi leans out of his way.
â âKay, so, like, hold up.â
âWeâre saying the masterguy totally isnât Tsuntsun, then?â
âOr at least that...â
â...the oxygen poisoning wouldnât be expected from her, despite her alleged talent.â
â...And lack of consistency in regards to the prerequisite knowledge of poisons.â
âThen the focus of the second motive argument should wholly be on medical types?â
âAnd potentially Mr. Shintsuu, more chemically.â
âAnd you can HARDLY tell me a MYSTERY AUTHOR wouldnât know OBSCURE ways to KILL people!â
âThe poisoning wasnât lethal... but thatâs a fair point.â Especially when he had some kind of lung condition to boot.
âWait, wait. Didnât we totally already get rid of KAZE?â
âLike on the list or whatever. Not, like, rid-of rid of.â
âDispatched, you mean?â
Before we can go any further down the thesaurus rabbit hole...
âKazusuke didnât fit the hidden camera criteria, right.â
âSo if weâre to cross-compare those two lists of young master suspects...â
â...weâre left with only Mister Kishaba and Miss Tanukihara.â
âIs that correct?â
âSounds right to me.â
Our final suspects...
Is the culprit really one of them? For all the speeches on the value of life or altruism, could one of them have plotted a killing game?
Thatâs what it looks like from here. Letâs see if we can come anywhere close to agreeing on the culprit.
âThe one thatâs NOT in the purple surfboard, APPARENTLY.â
âCorrect.â
Now that weâve gotten that worked out...
âIn order to operate this hidden camera the way they did, theyâd need to satisfy two criteria. The first is regularly having the disguised camera at around shoulder level or higher.â Depending on height, but I canât get that exact an estimation from the photos alone.
âSuch as... hats or glasses?â
âThe heavy-laden one kept goggles round his neck, did he not?â
âAnd youâve pearls around your own. Supposedly.â
âDefinitely not a whole string of genuine ones, but yeah, these would fit that criteria.â
âIchâs kinda got a necklace? Ish?â
âYou mean my COLLAR? As IF!â
âSo if we were to make a list of... consistent accessories at the appropriate heights...â
âThat would leave myself, Miss Shitanaga, Mister Ford, Mister Kishaba...â
â...Perhaps itâs easier to list those who... donât fit.â
âIf Iâm remembering all the outfits correctlyââ and the student ID only shows so muchââthat alone really only eliminates Otoya and Mary Jane.â
âUnless we want to count Mary Janeâs turtleneck or Otoyaâs scarf, but those would be pretty unstable perches for a camera.â
âWhoa, whoa, why am I still there? Whyâs Iggy there?â
âYour hair clips would technically qualify.â
âAnd since the only photos we found were before the coffee shop fire, we only get to consider his outfit from back then.â
âThatâs also why Ichiriki isnât disqualified for not having his capelet on all the time.â Or facing the right direction.Â
âTaima is actually eliminated twice over then, correct? If there were photos of us on the second floor...â
â...she never made it that far.â
âRight. Same for Kazusuke.â
âSo WHAT, then? This is practically USELESS!â
âI wouldnât say that! Weâve managed to eliminate 18.75% of the suspects with one...â
â...and a half? criteria.â
âOh yeah, thereâs, like, another one, right?â
âRight.â
âThey also had to regularly handle the camera without us noticing.â
âThus, those such as the pink one who donât often reach for the object in question would be disqualified.â
I nod. âSo unless anyoneâs noticed me fiddling with my necklace a lot, it doesnât really qualify as a possible hidden camera.â
âI donât believe Ford reached for his goggles often, if at all.â
âAnd seeing as weâve already eliminated any glasses, that should bring the number down to...â
âFour, I believe?â
âAnd weâve already eliminated Kaichi from those four, so down to three.â
âItsurou, Kokoro, and Tsunyasha.â
Now to brace myself.
âYou dare suggest the Holy Assassin was responsible for this?â
She hasnât come over here with knives drawn, so Iâll call it a win.
âI suggest your little mask meets our hidden camera qualifications, thatâs all. Shoulder level, handled regularly.â
âMuch like my glasses, we can easily prove your innocence by examining it...â
â...if you donât mind us giving it a good look.â
âI would hardly deign to let your sinful hands come close to my possessions.â
âThey may well burn you to the bone.â
âThus the specification weâd like to see it,â he says too low for her to hear.
âWeâll be careful, dude. Just let us look so we donât gotta waste time thinking it coulda been you.â
âBut youâve already named two others, have you not?â
âBest to focus on what little your feeble mortal minds can comprehend.â
âSo not you.â
âPrecisely.â
Yup, that went straight over her head.
âUnfortunately, we canât inspect Itsurouâs writing materials or Kokoroâs clipboard at this point, either.â
âNo more... hard proof down this avenue, I suppose.â
âStill, narrowing it down to three is quite impressive!â
âTo two, rather.â
âLike, yeah, if you actually let us see the thing.â
âNo.â
Frustrating as it may be, the last thing I want is to force my way past barriers of privacy. Last resort only.
âThose are our remaining candidates for this âyoung master,â then? Kishaba and Tanukihara?â
He glances at Tsunyasha, too, but itâs not like naming her aloud will get us anything but more righteous indignance.
âIn theory.â
âYou call it impressive and then immediately donât seem so sure.â
â........â
âDonât mind me. Whatâs... our next point of discussion?â
âDonât mind HIM? Since when does THAT runt not want to be the CENTER of attention?â
âDoppler is exhausted, as Iâm sure most of us are.â
âYeah, Iâm totally game for moving on, but, like, to where?â
âI def donât think Koko did it, FWIW.â
âWhat, because she showed some semblance of kindness to your ilk? Hardly a decent argument.â
âThus the FWIW, dude. Chill.â
âYour pointâs been noted, but sadly I agree that Iâd rather not rely on that reasoning for such a big trial.â
âWhat OTHER reasoning do we even HAVE?â
â âs plenty of whack stuff tâ go around. Uhhhhh.â
âLike, the masterdude woulda come up with the motives nâ stuff, right?â
âCertainly a point to pursue!â
âSo long as we donât... veer back into arguments based in... some kind of attempted criminal psychoanalysis which none of us... really...â
â.....â
â...is qualified for, Iâm guessing.â
â.....â
â.....â
We donât have the time or energy to keep going in circles. Even if that feels like about all we can do for such a broad case.
Weâll throw out whatever we can come up with, at least. Thereâs got to be some way forward.