Lady Katherine Terwilliger-Smythe Finds Refuge Among The Apes
Lady Katherine Terwilliger-Smythe certainly never saw this in her future. Even when the war against the apes began to go badly for the humans, she couldn't imagine allowing herself to be transformed into an ape. Eurgggh! But when she saw what was happening to the apes' human prisoners she realized there was no alternative.
Now known as Urkka Urkka Eeeka Eeeka EEEEEEK, she serves as breeding stock in General Akk Akk's harem, bearing new simian progeny to occupy the brave new ape-ruled world that Earth has become. She still wears her hair in her same old hoity toity style, and sports what bits of jewelry she managed to retain after forking over her fortune to the apes for the privilege and safety of surgical transformation into this form. She also likes to fantasize that she has on one of her old vast collection of furs, instead of the permanent fur coat she wears 24/7 these days. But all her daydreams come crashing to the ground when she catches herself picking her hairy butt and sniffing her finger, picking and eating lice off of her nearest companion, or just munching on grass... like this. Then, she will jump up and down screeching and hooting in frustration.
