Sep 12, 2021
I just wanted to know if my mom specialized in a specific field of study in vet school and she proceeded to fucking eviscerate me
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I just wanted to know if my mom specialized in a specific field of study in vet school and she proceeded to fucking eviscerate me
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So I know next to nothing about the Percy Jackson series aside from the bare basics, but I did see the horrible 2010 movie, and all I want is for this scene from said film to be recreated in the series:
Far into the future, once I have passed on and arrive at heaven's pearly gates
God: Greetings my child; welcome! Now that you are here, is there anything you'd like to ask me? Anything at all!
Me: Why 12?
God: Excuse me?
Me: WHY WERE THERE 12 AIR BUD/BUDDIES MOVIES!?!
God: ...
Me: AND WHY WAS THE ORIGINAL 1997 FILM NEVER ON DISNEY+ !!??!!
God: Yeah I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
Me: *as I'm being dragged away by two angels* AND WHY DID YOU ALLOW 8 ALPHA AND OMEGA MOVIES TO BE MADE!? THE FIRST ONE WAS TERRIBLE, WHY LET 7 MORE COME TO LIGHT!?!?
@pomodoko continues to be equal parts amused and horrified by me
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Me: I’m sick and tired of Disney’s “live action” adaptations of animated classics. It’s a cheap cash grab and lacks all of the heart and charm of the original films-
D*sney: *drops The Little Mermaid trailer starring Halle Bailey absolutely killing it*
Me:
Apparently he wants us to eat with our bare hands 🤷
Just a heads up, I’ve changed my username from ArtisticApe to PinkiePiehole