Y/N: “Why is there an alligator in my living room wearing a tiny crown?”
Loki: “Ah, yes. That’s… also me. Handsome little devil, isn’t he?”
Alligator Loki: [Hisses seductively and does a slow blink]
Y/N: “…Did he just wink at me?”
Loki: “He does that. It’s how he flirts. Crude, but effective.”
Alligator Loki: [Waddles up and gently nudges Y/N’s leg, tail swishing dramatically]
Y/N: “Okay, seriously. He’s cute. But I draw the line at reptiles trying to court me.”
Loki (smirking): “So what I’m hearing is—you prefer your Loki tall, charming, and capable of forming complete sentences.”
Alligator Loki: [Growls softly, jealous]
Y/N: “I never said that. I like a little danger.”
Loki: “Well, then we’re both perfect options. One bites… the other just uses words like daggers.”
Alligator Loki: [Bares teeth in a weirdly charming grin]
Loki: “You’re not helping your case, you overgrown purse.”
Alligator Loki: [Leaps at Loki’s shin]
Y/N: “Oh my god! Stop fighting! You’re literally fighting yourself!”
Loki (hobbling away): “You can’t blame him for being jealous. I mean, if I had a tail, I’d be wagging it for you too.”
Y/N (blushing): “You’re both unhinged.”
Loki & Alligator Loki (in perfect sync): “And yet… irresistible.”