#aokaga posts

Kagami: When I was a kid, I wanted a cat

Kagami: Like those hella fluffy ones, y'know?

Kagami: And name it Sir Poofles the Flufficent

Kagami: I drew it as well, good times

Kagami: And somehow he found it, and got me this-

Kagami: *holds up sphynx cat*

Kagami: And he chose well, Madame Purrfait the All-Pawerful is the most delightful companion anyone can have

Aomine: And I helped choose the name-

Kagami: *snuggles cat* I love you

Aomine: Wait wait wait, you're talking to-

Kagami: Madame Purrfait the All-Pawerful

Aomine:

Cashier: So, the order is 30 chicken teriyaki burgers and 45 cheeseburgers, with an extra large serving of fries and 2 extra large colas. Is the order right?

Kagami: Sounds about right

Cashier: That will be a total of $93.75, cash or credit?

Aomine: I got this, Kagami, it's on me

Kagami: Oh, okay

Aomine: -hands over $90- Keep the change

Cashier: I'm sorry, sir, but you're missing-

Aomine: Keep the change.

Cashier: Sir-

Aomine: Keep. The. Change.

Kagami's phone: *rings*

Kagami: *picks up* Yes, hello-

Aomine: Weru weru Taiga-

Kagami: Aomine, brace yourself. Sit down.

Aomine: I don't like the way this is going

Kagami: -inhales-

Kagami: I think I'm pregnant

Aomine: -gasp-

Kagami: -gasp-

Kuroko: Kagami-kun, I feel that you should be aware of the fact that you inhaled 3 dining table's worth of food-

Kagami: Aomine! Get your shirt off the floor!

Aomine: Okay.

Aomine: *takes shirt off floor and drops it on couch*

Kagami: Aomine, put your socks in the goddamn laundry basket or I swear to god I will shoot your balls.

Aomine: Hoe don't-

Aomine: Hey Kagami

Kagami: Yeah?

Aomine: I like you

Kagami: I like you too?

Aomine: No, I mean I -like- you

Kagami: Yeah, I like you!

Aomine: No, you- argh!

Aomine: Hey Kagami, check this out!

Kagami: What?

Aomine: Maji burger's having dis-