#aoiferp

"Oh my god, Jason, it's another wee wain from Ireland. Can I trade you for me brother? He's a pain in my arse and I hate him."

"... A gamer? What games d'yer play?"

"Hey, gay one. My sister draws yaoi and that stuff."

"Don't call him 'gay one', Kenji, you horrible bastard."

"I forgot his name."

"It's right feckin' there in front of you. Are you blind?"

"Blind? Just cause I have Asian eyes? Racist."

"You literally asked me an hour ago where my pot of gold was, you prick."

This is cute until you realise that my brother is ten years old and can't read or write in either language.