#anyways here's

When it’s VERY apparent they didn’t read my rules

I’m not sure what else to say tbh?? I hate having to show my more harsh side. It doesn’t take much to get a follow from me. Like i’ve said before, all i look for in my mutuals; is come quality to their responses (not just half-assed one-liners) && just showing that they take care of their blog, posts, etc. nothing needs to be fancy.

in case anyone HAS trouble finding the link on desktop to the rules

There is it. it's literally only two sections && not a long read. I see no reason why anyone would see it being a hassle to read, or just reading rules in general. But apparently, it's a bigger issue than I thought.

“I never wear hats I don’t like them,” I say, as I actually really like wearing hats

Nicholas Farlow from Jamestown

Owen Harper from Torchwood (he’s only second because some people think he’s straight and there’s no way you could make that mistake with his Jamestown character)

Hermann Gottlieb from Pacific Rim/Pacific Rim: Uprising

William Blore from And Then There Were None (unforch this is the “he’s violently homophobic to hide that he’s gay” trope)

Yuri Podorov from The Oxford Murders (pls don’t watch this movie, it’s bad, he’s v gay but at what cost)

Mr. Brand the drama teacher from Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (I haven’t actually seen this movie but I’ve seen his character’s scenes and they definitely deserve a mention because....wow)

Thomas Kish from The Hour (Ben Whishaw is there so that adds points)

Larry from Penelope (literally the smallest role in the world but he just Reeks of being gay)

Edmund Hewlett from Turn: Washington’s Spies

the scientist from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Martin from Up There

Guppy from Bleak House (I haven’t seen all of this unforch but he just gives off weird vibes that are inexplicably gay idk)

Gazza from Layer Cake (this is mostly just because he’s sometimes in scenes with Ben Whishaw and they have gay tension in The Hour fjsdkwvjekdfw)

Detective Holly from Crimson Peak (honestly this role is too small to really tell but like...could still be gay)

Lt. Colonel Otto Skorzeny from Walking with the Enemy (I’ve only seen half of this movie because it was making me sad and I keep forgetting to pick it back up again. That being said, he’s a Nazi in this and therefore I don’t really care what his sexuality is sjfwfwrifwje)

Stryver from The Dark Knight Rises (possibly the most forcibly straight/sexist character I’ve ever seen, also his worst acting in a big production imo)