thinking abt the novel I wrote when I was 9 where the villain was a sexy queen who murdered her husband and her advisor was also an insane and violent woman and there was so much lesbian subtext and I spent way too much time on the villainsā arcs compared to the heroesā
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i read a thing today about netflix cancellingĀ shows after airing the first season and what seems to be the logic behind and it just... made it so clear that thereās no point in getting invested in anything they produce, nothing at all, since it all seems doomed to die after 1 season, unless itās some huge success. itās just better business for them to keep pushin ānew, freshā things rather than giving continuity to current titles, becaues that way the get more suscriptions and... what a waste
A Very Albus Recap (London, 2nd and 21st/22nd March)
I just want to throw out a little Joe Idris-Roberts recap, because heās been on fire the last couple of times Iāve seen him (Saturday 2nd March and Thursday 21st/Friday 22nd March), and his brilliance deserves all the recognition in the world. Here are just a couple of the new things heās started doing that Iāve been really excited by.
Blanket scene
There are a couple of things in this one. Firstly, at the beginning of the scene Albus lies down on the bed curled up on his side, with his back to the door. Itās clear that he wants to find his own peaceful bit of space, but he still seems happy enough to interact with his family. When James comes in he lifts his head and looks back to make exasperated eye contact with Ginny, and when Lily comes in he looks round at her and shakes his head to tell her that he hasnāt seen her book.Ā
As loud and chaotic as his family are, and as out of place among them as he feels, itās nice to see him existing among them and being himself. He doesnāt have a problem with them being in his room at all really, right up until the point when Harry comes in. Thatās when Albus stops relaxing, sits up, and shuffles right up to press himself against the end of his bed, making himself as small as he can.Ā
Secondly, towards the end of the scene, Albus does the unthinkable ā he disrespects the blanket. In a lot of portrayals, even Albus acknowledges that the blanket is a sacred object and takes care of it. There was one memorable performance in which Tom Mackley threw the blanket at Jamie Parker so hard that Jamie didnāt manage to catch it and it fell on the floor. The look on Albusās face was so full of horror that he clearly understood the magnitude of what heād accidentally done. But with Joeās Albus, after a point he doesnāt seem to care anymore. Itās just a mouldy blanket after all.Ā
In the last performance I saw, once Harry got up off the bed and started talking about packing, Albus swung round to take up the whole space, which meant that he stretched his legs out down the length of the bed and right over the top of the blanket. He was essentially sitting on it, and Harry was absolutely livid. If heād wanted to rile his dad up, he went about it in exactly the right way.Ā
Hogwarts through the trees
Iāve never seen this before, but in the performance on Thursday night, Albus somehow managed to enter this scene backwards. Normally the boys walk from the back of the stage into position facing forwards, so they see the view open up ahead of them, but in this one it seemed as though Albus was trying to avoid looking. He didnāt see the view until he was right in position beneath the arch, and then he turned round and his reaction was so sudden and so real. It was a burst of every emotion under the sun, hitting him all in that one moment.Ā
Joeās expression in this scene is so profoundly beautiful. Itās everything and nothing all at once. Albus is overwhelmed by what heās seeing, and he understands how stunning it is, and what it means to Scorpius, but his own relationship to the school is so complex that thereās heartbreak in there too. He wishes Hogwarts could be so uncomplicatedly beautiful to him as it is to Scorpius, but itās not, and that really hurts. There are tears in his eyes, and he looks so small and sad and inadequate, but of course to Scorpius heās anything but inadequate, even if he doesnāt realise it yet. Joe is a master of saying a thousand different things with one simple, restrained expression.Ā
Staircase ballet
I donāt think Iāve ever seen anyone do anything that revolutionary character-wise in this scene, so it was actually a surprise to see Joe suddenly do something so different. Heās mentioned before that there are times heās found the showās blocking quite restrictive, and I wonder if now the directorsā attention is elsewhere heās finally getting to show us the things heās never been allowed to do before.Ā
Heās always got to the top of the first staircase and acted like heās found an unexpected dead end, thatās nothing new (although I love how Albusās path through the school is constantly blocked and thwarted, while the staircases take Scorpius wherever he wants to go ā thereās a beautiful metaphor for their relationships with Hogwarts there). What was new was the moment when he ducks through the space beneath where Scorpius is sitting.Ā
Albus normally moves straight through that space and on up the stairs, but in this one he stayed under there and hid. He peeked out a couple of times to see if Scorpius was gone, clearly trying to avoid him, and when he realised that Scorpius wasnāt moving he sprinted straight up the stairs, like he was running away.Ā
It was all perfectly timed to the music still, and it was so interesting to see the choreography used to tell a new element of the story. Joeās Albusās story has always been that heās trying to avoid and hide from Scorpius, he wonāt even look at him, but this was a new extent. A new layer.Ā
Library sceneĀ
There are two things to mention in this scene too. The first actually relates heavily to something in another scene. In the Act Four scene in Harryās office, when Draco saysĀ āif its takes centuries, we must find our sonsā, James has started grabbing the Time-Turner and getting ready to go, finger on the dial, about to search all of time for his son before Harry stops him. And in this scene, that was exactly what Albus tried to do too.Ā
The second he saidĀ āyouāve still got the Time-Turner, right?ā and grabbed it out of the bag, he went running across the room with it, finger on the dial, ready to go and get Cedric and Rose back. It changed the wrestling from being about pure ownership of the Time-Turner to being about Scorpius trying to stop Albus from doing something stupid there and then.
The second thing also requires a bit of background explanation. Iāve been furiously trying to figure out Joeās library and torture scenes for the longest time, and it turns out that once youāve understood one, youāve understood them both. He explained to me at stage door that his Albus is a strategist. He doesnāt get scared, he just thinks ā he suppresses his emotions in favour of coming up with a plan. So when you see him shutting down and not responding in the moment to Scorpiusās speech or to Delphiās torture, itās because Albus is five steps ahead and choosing to delay his emotions for another time.Ā
More on the torture scene later, but in the library scene he shuts down the second he sees Polly leaving the room. Of course heās listening to what Scorpius is saying, heās taking it on board, but heās aware that McGonagall is going to show up at any second and thereās no time to get emotional. He canāt fix Scorpiusās problems there and then; the top priority is to stop them getting separated again, and thatās exactly what he does. Only when they emerge from under the cloak does Albus finally respond, and what a response.Ā
In the last show it was actually the beginning of Albusās apology that was most fascinating. He separated the thoughts about the cloak into two separate instances, so it became both a commentary on his relationship with James and a guilty admission of his own problems. The first part, fromĀ āYes I stole this from Jamesā toĀ āhis trunk combination is the date he got his first broomā was joking, mocking his brother, and it finished with aĀ āhow thick can you get?ā sort ofĀ āduhā. Then there was a long pause before the second part:Ā āI found the cloak made avoiding bullies easierā, which was said so quietly, reluctantly almost, like he didnāt want to admit that heād had to hide. Maybe he was embarrassed to talk about his life being rubbish after everything Scorpius just said...
Torture scene
I discovered a couple of weeks ago that thereās one line that unlocks Joeās delivery of the torture scene:Ā āThe flaw in the Time-Turner, the five minute rule, we do everything we can to run down the cloakā. In that performance it wasnāt a desperate half-baked suggestion being flung out, it was a strategy that Albus had been thinking through since he realised what Delphi was going to do, and he was counting on it to work.Ā
Everything that comes before that ā Scorpius being tortured, Craigās death, Delphiās jeering ā is all something that Albus canāt bring himself to engage with, because heās focusing on the goal, which is for him and Scorpius to survive the preamble, get Delphi into the maze, and then lead her a merry dance for five minutes so they get timed out and she canāt use that task to save Cedric. Once again heās five steps ahead. He has to be. Thatās how heās going to survive this hell, and more importantly itās how Scorpius is going to survive it.
It isnāt until the moment when Delphi out-manoeuvres him and smashes the Time-Turner that heās out of control. Thatās when the emotion finally kicks in, when suddenly he has no plan at all, his dad is suddenly in horrible danger, and he and Scorpius are lost.Ā
Iāve found over the last year that if Joeās not delivering what you expect emotionally from Albus in a situation, there is always, 100% of the time, a really good reason for that. The tricky thing is finding it, but when you do? Itās the most rewarding and exhilarating thing in the world.Ā
Harry and Ginny find the blanket message
This may be strange to say, but this has truly become one of my favourite scenes in the show with this cast (this and the hospital wing scene have both been unexpectedly gorgeous this year).Ā
The reason I adore this scene so much is because itās such a clear assertion from Albus of how he feels about his dad. Itās the moment when Albus decides that heās going to reach out and repair their relationship, come hell or high water.Ā
āWeāre starting with Dadā is the most stunning line. It would be so easy, as Scorpius suggests, to write Harryās name on the blanket, but Albus is absolutely determined that itās going to be Dad. Because Harry is his dad, his dad who he loves and misses and wants so desperately. Itās Albus offering the first hand of peace across time and space, from Godricās Hollow in 1981 to his own bedroom in 2020. Thereās something so powerful about that.
The other powerful little gesture in this scene is in a similar vein. Whenever Joeās Albus sits on a bed, he flips the pillow up so it rests against the bedstead, every single time, and in the last show I noticed that he did it here too. I couldnāt work out at first why that had such an impact, but then @ohscorbus mentioned that Albus doesnāt go back to his room after he runs away in the blanket scene. In fact no one goes in until Harry and Ginny do on Hallowās Eve to find the blanket, and when they do, Albus is with them, if not in body then in spirit.Ā
Itās another little act of ownership, it feels like. The only thing thatās been touched in that room is the blanket, which is still at this point very much Harryās possession ā I doubt Albus feels an ownership over it, especially after how he treated it ā so the first person to move anything is Albus, across space and time, and itās to make the space more comfortable for himself. Itās one of those little things that heād do to take ownership of the room if he were really there and planning to sit on the bed and do homework or whatever.Ā
Albus taking up his own space, taking ownership of it, inhabiting it, is so important a step for him. Heās uncomfortable and unhappy everywhere it seems, and little things like that feel like a step on the journey towards feeling better.
The penultimate scene
Thereās no convoluted meta here, just a good, old fashioned hug. I absolutely love how when Scorpius hugs Albus in this scene, Joeās Albus gets entirely lost in it for a second. Thereās a moment when he forgets himself and buries his face in Scorpiusās shoulder. Itās a very long, peaceful moment. And of course it ends with him remembering that they donāt hug, but itās so very clear initially that thereās nothing he wants in the world more than Scorpiusās hugs. Thereās a solace between the two of them, and itās still and pure and beautiful. They feel at home together, and I suppose that in the moment of that hug, before his brain kicks in, Albus has never felt more at home anywhere than with his best friend.Ā
Someone just sent me actual anon hate.?? About what I'm going through rn?? I blocked them but I'm sure they'll get around that but anyway wow thats??? What kind of person do you have to be to justify that?
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I must also say that i really liked your answers re: louis being read as gay. I have read some stuff about this before and its so easy to cross a line and make it sound like youāre laughing at him you know? Like āhahha hes still seen as gay with a gf and a kid you triedā and thereās nothing funny about being heavily closeted and im rambling AGAIN but yeah, what you said was right + very respectful and i really liked it
yeahhh i know, friend. i know. many people absolutely act like that towards him still, which is very :/:/:/ for me. some people really hate individuals for possibly being closeted, especially if they think there's some internalised homophobia involved. and like..... miss me with that bullshit, you awful humans. you don't know how hard it is.
with louis i'm like..... either he's a closeted gay man, or i've truly been genuinely wrong about Everything, and he's completely straight. i promise i'm not being biphobic, but for some reason i just Cannot read bisexuality on him.... i cannot. it's either "fully" gay, or straight.