Please oh my god we genuinely need a comic dub or at least a comic or some other adjacent thing of Luigi loosing his absolute SHIT in any new luigis mansion games. He gets invited to some creepy ass mansion/s or hotel/s, instantly goes "oh for fucks-a sake" and just decides to go because why the hell not. everything starts out like it always has, so awesome and cool then some shit goes wrong and the ghosts try to scare him and he just RANTS HIS ASS OFF like "I FUCKING KNEW IT. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BITCHES CAN SUCK MY SKINNY ITALIAN DICK. WHERE THE FUCKS THE POLTERGUST LETS GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH" he sucks up all the ghosts and boss ghosts per usual and then gets to King Boo who does his whole monologue and gets violently interrupted by Luigi screaming "I DON'T WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT YOU GEM ADDICTED CUNT. FIND A BETTER STRATEGY OR SOME SHIT. THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME BRUH. YOU INVITE ME OR ONE OF YOUR CRAZY MOTHERFUCKING DEVOTEES INVITES ME TO SOME GOD FUCKING KNOWS WHERE PLACE AND I KILL GHOSTS AND YOU TRY TO STUFF ME INTO A PORTRAIT LIKE. WHY. WHATS YOUR GOAL MOTHERFUCKER" ends up body slamming the shit out of the stunned King Boo with the poltergust and then just fucking throws the damn thing on the floor, double birds in the air as he walks back home "FUCK ALL OF YOU I OFFICIALLY HAVE GIVEN MY LAST FUCK TO WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS"