#antidapper

A good husband always brings his lover a flower after work. His good husband always greets him with dinner ready and a smile. This is the way things should be, the only way it will ever be.

It looked like a horror movie set.

Every corner of the house that Jameson went to, he found a skeleton. Human skeleton, animal skeleton, child skeleton, dental arch…

Anti: What was that?

JJ: Remorse code. 

They lobve each other 

I like to imagine JJ likes to hang out on Anti’s shoulder when he’s tired :3

I also like to imagine JJ is one of those old timey vampires that can turn into wolves and stuff. So they can just hang out as puppies!

And here they out on a date because I thought it’d be cute :3 Anti got JJ flowers!

I’ll probably draw them again, I think they v cute!

So the basic movie idea of Funny Games is that two young men put a family of three through a night of psychological horror, starting with a bet on whether the family will be alive by sunrise or not. Now, I imagine everyone sees the two young men as Anti and Dark, but what if Anti and Dark were the family?

What if the two young men were Wilford Warfstache and Jameson Jackson?

Hear me out. Anti and Dark are two perfectly normal friends living together. Imagine one day that Anti opens the door to a mute, rather dapper looking gentleman, requesting some eggs. Anti, of course, hands them over. The gentleman and him get to talking, and Anti learns his name is Jameson Jackson, JJ for short. Imagine JJ invites Anti for coffee, and Anti, kinda lovestruck, agrees and heads out.

A couple hours later, imagine Dark then opens the door to an eccentric man who introduces himself as Wilford Warfstache. Warfstache has the same request as JJ, which already has Dark suspicious of him, but Dark hands over the eggs in order to get him to leave. Warfstache says a few weird things, however, and lets go the fact that he knows JJ (and lets spill some less than amicable intentions). Dark, concerned for Anti, demands answers from him.

Now, imagine Anti comes home, JJ in tow, to see Dark hogtied and gagged, with Wilford throwing the gun around and giggling. Anti immediately tries to either escape or call the police, only for JJ to restrain him. Anti looks up at him, only to see a similar insane smile on his face. JJ casually restrains Anti next to Dark, and goes to Wilford and is all "started without me, Wil?"

Wilford and JJ then make the faithful bet with Anti and Dark: if you're alive at sunrise, then you win, and if you're not, then we win.

Let the night of psychological torture begin.

BUT......

Anti and Dark are both tough bastards who won't go down without a fight, duh. What if they survive? And, what if JJ and Wilford both can't beat the thought of parting from the two people who managed to defeat them? So they take Anti and Dark with them. Cue to Stockholm for Anti and Dark, and an eventual fall into a type of murder couple type thing with JJ and Wilford respectively

Darkstache and AntiDapper, ofc

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Marvin was on the couch, watching Gravity Falls with his son, Robbie who was sitting right next to him, both covered in Robbie's purple blanket as the zombie was playing with a little Bendy doll that Shawn gave him, making it from soft cloth. The magician smiled ruffling Robbie's hair who just giggled. He then felt his phone vibrate right next to him, causing him to pick up, seeing that it was Jackie, who said he was gonna be late for dinner. He just grinned answering him back when-.

"That no-good gaming, Irish bastard I-." Anti slammed the front door as he entered the cabin, causing Marvin and Robbie to jump, turning to the glitch who stomped over to the comforter next to them, setting in it as he tossed the phone onto the couch next to Marvin, growling as he crossed his arms, his features full of anger.

Marvin looked at him boredly before feeling Robbie lean on him, causing him to comb his hand through his purple hair to calm him down. "I take it that you and Seán are at it again?"

"Is it not fucking obvious, whiskers?!" Anti snapped, glaring at Marvin who only pressed his mouth shut. He then notices Robbie trembling slightly so he toned it down with a frustrated sigh. "I'm tired of Seány boy's shit. I barely get any screen time anymore, the others get screen time, and now he denies me an ego day. I confronted him about it and he said that it takes time or to wait... I'm tired of waiting!"

"How do you think me and Jackie feel, Anti?" Marvin argued as he turned over to Robbie who yawned, his eyes becoming droopy, prompting him to cover Robbie with his favorite light purple blanket. "Hell, Robbie's never had screen time... you just have to be patient."

Anti just growls pouting like a child. "I'm this close to taking his place again," he whispered, a knife pixelating in his hand, looking it over but he paused upon hearing Marvin snicker right next to him, causing him to turn to him in confusion.

"You wouldn't do that." Marvin grinned, pulling Robbie into his lap, the zombie falling asleep as he snuggled into the blanket.

"Oh yeah, what makes you think I won't, Whiskers?" Anti asked aiming the knife at him. "Hell, I could make you all my puppets again."

"You wouldn't.. you care about us too much." Marvin grinned as he leaned back, watching as Anti's features softened.

Anti stared at him for a moment before he scuffed, shaking his head. "Please... I could give two fucks about you lot."

"Oh cut the bullshite, Anti. I know you care about us more than you let on." Marvin argued as he formed cards into his hands, shuffling the cards in his hands.

"Me?... Caring?" Anti scoffed as he let out a giggle. "Like hell. I'm a fucking glitch, an eternal being that could easily-."

"Hey Marv, hey big bro," Chase said as he walked by, patting Anti's shoulder as he scrolled through his phone.

Anti suddenly paused on his speech, looking at Chase speaking before thinking. "Hey, little bro." He whispered about to speak when he noticed Marvin's grin.

"Hmm... Little bro?" Marvin questions nodding his head with a grin. "I thought the eternal glitch doesn't give two fucks about us?"

Anti's features soften as he looked from Chase who walked out of the front door, before turning back to the smug magician. He quickly masked his shocked features with a grin. "What, you're gonna use two words against me?I-I don't actually care for the vlogger I-."

"Vell, looks who's back." Schneep grinned as he walked in, ruffling Anti's green hair. "How's your neck Sohn?" he asked as he was heading into the kitchen.

"I- It's good dad." Anti sighed before his eyes widened, turning to Marvin who only grinned, causing him to shake his head. "Th-that didn't count I-."

"Oh no, I think it did." Marvin grinned.

Anti growled aiming his knife at Marvin. "Now you listen you-."

"Anti vhat did I say about aiming knives at your brothers?" Schneep said from the kitchen, pouring a pot of coffee into a mug, staring right at the glitch, who looked at him in shock.

"B-But-."

"Put it avay, Sohn," Schneep said as he put the pot back, holding his mug.

"You better listen to dad, Anti." Marvin grinned, watching as Anti growled making the knife disappear.

"Why you little, green-haired, mask-wearing, ONE TRICK-!" Anti suddenly froze when he felt a hand on his cheek, causing him to freeze, turning to see his boyfriend Jamie, who just smiled at him combing his hand through his hair, using his subtitles to communicate. "Having a hard day love?"

Anti wanted to snap at him and pull from his touch, but as Jamie continued to caress his hair, it began to calm him down, causing his features to soften as he sighed, leaning into his touch.

Marvin only smiled as Jamie sat in the comforter with him, letting Anti rest his head on his shoulder, sighing again when Anti's eyes snapped open, looking right at the magician. "Hmm, can give two shits about us huh?" Marvin grinned watching as Anti just growled.

"This doesn't mean anything Whiskers," Anti grumbled as he closed his eyes.

"Sure it doesn't." Marvin grinned as he looked down at Robbie who was fast asleep. "Well, I'm gonna take Robbie to his room." The magician held the zombie in his arms as he stood up. "I'll leave ya alone Mr. I am a turtle- I mean eternal glitch." He joked he walked by.

"Whatever," Anti growled with his eyes still closed.

"Yeah, love ya Anti." Marvin quickly said.

"Hmm love you too." The glitch grumbled when his eyes snapped open lifting his head up. "WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I-."

"No, take backs!" Marvin called out as he went up the stairs. "I knew you cared, you big softy!"

"I-You-That-." he groaned as he just leaned on Jamie, holding his hand. "I'm not a softy... I'm a powerful being."